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morgan murphy
Female / Asian / Stand-Up
punch me in the face

Female
27 years old
New York, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2009
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BioMorgan enjoys...

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WebsiteMORGANMURPHY.NET or morgan_murphy on Twitter
InfluencesI like a lot of people. The first comedians I saw live were Jay Leno and Carrot Top (true story). Dave Attell, Louis CK, and Laura Kightlinger might be my favorite...but I can remember every time I've been blown away by someone and forgotten other comics existed. Stewart Lee did that in Montreal. Andy Kindler did that at the M Bar. Doug Stanhope did it at The Punchline in San Francisco. Patton and Zach and Maria and Kirkman and Todd Barry and John Mulaney and Daniel Kitson and so many others make me excited about comedy. As far as influences go, I have no idea. My friends inspire me. Is inspiration influential?
MembersDanzig, Chet Baker, The Second Mrs. de Winter
TV ShowsABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Premium Blend, Crank Yankers, The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman (IFC), The World Stands Up (BBC America), Samantha Who (ABC), Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, Funny Money
Films"Sleeping Dogs Lie," DVD extras of "Comedians of Comedy," "Comedians of Comedy: Live at the Troubador," "Sheep Man," "World's Greatest Dad"
Albumsone of these days.

    morgan murphy's Interests
Generaldocumentaries. boxing. naps. whiskey. humus.
MusicRufus Wainwright, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Joseph Arthur, Ray LaMontagne, Sam Prekop, Elliot Smith, Nas, Mos Def, Wu Tang (a number of them), Madeleine Peyroux, Warren Zevon, Billie Holiday, Bonnie Raitt, Stan Getz & Joao Gilberto, Radar Brothers, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, Paul Bryan, Bob Dylan, Sufjan Stevens, Randy Newman, Patty Griffin, Missy Elliot, Rakim, Nina Simone, Leonard Cohen, Mountain Goats, The White Stripes, Imogen Heap...
(and in addition, I like some other things) (ps. i know nothing about music)
MoviesTarnation, Grey Gardens, Spellbound, Hoop Dreams, Stevie, Salesman, Roger & Me, Who are the Debolts, Sherman's March, Word Wars, Overnight, My Best Fiend, any Erol Morris, whatever Takashi Mike does...Rosemary's Baby, Annie Hall, Rebecca, The Last Waltz, movie's with "Eve" (not the rapper) like All About ( )...and The Lady ( )...., Zebrahead, Deep Cover,and anything else I rented as a child that made me feel older. Sweet Smell of Success, Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, Old Boy, Double Indemnity, Celebration, Secrets & Lies, Heavenly Creatures, Young Frankenstein, This is Spinal Tap, Notorious, Carnal Knowledge, The Woman in Red, Terms of Endearment, Adam's Rib, and some shitty movies.
Television
House, Larry Sanders, Arrested Development, The First 48, Cold Case Files......shows about the obese, and midgets, and surgeries, and 400lb tumors......The Office, Day Today, Brass Eye, I'm Alan Partridge, Jam, Garth Merengy's Darkplace, 30 Rock, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Sopranos, Intervention, Colbert Report, Columbo, boxing & mixed martial arts, Real Sports, Hookers on the Point, Hookers off the Point, Hookers Lingering around the Point, The Point: Hookersville, Law & Order:The one that's on.
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BooksCatcher in the Rye (sorry, Jen), The Hours,The Undertaking, Lolita, The Bird Artist, Man's Search for Meaning, Sarah Vowell, Norwegian Wood (any Murikami), My Dark Places, outsider art books, the insane not the folky, Madeline...
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Groups: Loyola Marymount UniversityThe God-Almighty JonesesThe International Brotherhood of Cowboy PunksThe Larry Silverpants Fan ClubThe Chris Farah is REALLY REALLY an Only Child ProjectKXLU KickballerstigersTeam KoK goes to war

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     morgan murphy's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portland, LA, Connecticut
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Education:College graduate
Occupation:less to love

   morgan murphy's Schools
Loyola Marymount University
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2003
Jesuit High School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1998 to 1999
New Canaan High School
New Canaan,Connecticut
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 1998
Oak Park High
Oak Park,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1996


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 7 2009 7:30P
Doug Benson’s "I Love Movies" @ UCB LA Los Angeles CA
Jul 7 2009 8:30P
Comedy Death Ray @ UCB LA Los Angeles CA

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   morgan murphy's Blurbs
About me:

I was once small.

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I was once brave.


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I was once drunk enough to put panties on my head whilst embracing mike birbiglia and nick kroll.

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I was once a performer in a tent.

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I was once an amazing dancer (I'm on the left).

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my website has streaming quicktime videos...
i have no idea what that means.
Who I'd like to meet:
the baby i gave up for adoption when i was six.

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Doug Stanhope





Apr 21 2009 2:13 AM

I'm playing in Hollywood at the King King Club this Wednesday and Thursday for my annual LA meltdown.

A handful of Myspace comments is the extent of my marketing skills.

Let's hope that's enough.

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/53166

Thanks

stanhope
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Apr 15 2009 3:11 AM

I think Patton Oswalt leads a double life.

Comedian / Murder Rapper.





See? Vinnie Paz and Patton Oswalt must be the same person. That's just my opinion.




-Cal
Mike Fellows





Apr 12 2009 3:56 AM

Can I sleep in your car?
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Mar 19 2009 7:02 AM

The internet misses you.



JOIN USSSS.


I'd like you to meet Dan Schissel if you haven't already. Apparently, a new Maria Bamford DVD, as well as a new Marc Maron CD is coming out in the near future, courtesy of stand up! records.


I already accept you thanks, and welcome you to check dat sheet auuuht.





-Cal
BSmile™





Mar 25 2009 5:04 AM

Yes, a blog would be appreciated/enjoyed. I'm sure I'm not the only one...don't fall into the realm of "twitter". It's a freemason thing (so I've heard)
Cheers...
~B
El Roro Asombroso





Mar 24 2009 6:35 PM

When are you coming to sacramento?
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Mar 25 2009 10:43 PM

I think I've found my life's calling.




Elbow modeling for lotion commercials. My elbows are already really soft, but goddamnit.

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY! (singular: only one possibility.)




-Cal
keith





Mar 26 2009 4:23 PM

saw you on fallon.
pretty sweet
Erika





Feb 25 2009 7:23 PM

I miss your blogs and awesome photos more than I probably should.

Creeptastic.
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Feb 16 2009 8:30 PM

Shane Alexander





Feb 6 2009 4:05 AM

Hope to see you at The Hotel Cafe show on Feb. 11th. Let me know if you are going to make it.

S.A.
I got my drink and my 12 step..............program





Feb 15 2009 4:49 AM

thanks for the add (i do want to sound lame) i wouldnt say i love your comedy i mean to be fair i just met your comedy but its good. "what do you mean take a seat in the waiting room?" happy valentines night which we all know is better than the day.
basically what im trying to say is, the NBA cares
Rodney Thompson Art





Feb 1 2009 5:15 AM

Thanks for the add! I love your stuff!
Jon Stimets!





Feb 1 2009 7:36 PM

hey, love your stand up and not to sound lame but thanks for the add
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Feb 5 2009 10:09 AM

YO, MURFF:


Today is a sad day,

FOR IT IS THE LAST EPISODE



....of season two.

Season 3 coming soon! Glad you've been enjoying the sketches, Lady Murphy! I've been itching for some updates on your side. Kind of like "what it's like to see the sun everyday, why pretentious people are easy to impress if you know pop culture references, why penis pill jokes don't work, feminism..... And why it blows. Unfunny myspace comments (i'm setting an example) and when to stop drinking."

Just a couple ideas that you might be able to draw inspiration from.




-Cal
Charm Offensive





Feb 9 2009 12:41 AM

Have you got any shows lined up in England? Come play Birmingham! I assure you, everything you've heard about the place is nothing but slander.
Darren





Feb 12 2009 5:59 AM

I Hope you will be visiting Edinburgh again this year for the fringe
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Jan 20 2009 8:13 PM

Today, the world changed.






Because we released a new episode of sparkle picnic. Too bad youtube is on the heavy censorship thing. The original title of this episode was supposed to be "CLOWN FAGGOT."

Anyway, happy MLK day yesterday, happy "we elected Barack Obama" day, and happy apocalypse soon!





-Cal
Zombie Slayer!!!





Jan 19 2009 4:01 AM

You have the best hair in the world
Comic Book Alex™





Jan 17 2009 8:13 AM

I heart you and your comedy a lot.
(I write this as I am listening to Sam Cooke)
Nadya Ginsburg





Jan 15 2009 8:07 AM

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Jan 14 2009 8:16 PM





SPARKLE PICNIC EXCLUSIVE!!!!
Peter Blood





Jan 13 2009 10:39 PM

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Bobbie Oliver





Jan 9 2009 8:25 PM

Looking forward to the Ice House show Sunday!
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Jan 7 2009 4:06 PM

Nothing too interesting today. Just wanted to show you my two least favorite groups of white people in one video:






Skin heads and cops.



(You must admit, though. Seeing a skinhead having his head thrown through a fence is the shit. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!)



-Cal
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