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General
Eating
Smiling
Greeting fans
Pornography with elderly presidents
Losing weight
...Gaining it back
Making cheesy whorish magazine covers
The Occult ...how else do you think I got so rich?! Thanx Satan!
Worshipping GOD :)
Derailing skateboarders
Carrying on Harriet Tubman's and Rosa Parks' strong primary life message; Eat More Fried Chicken!
Doodling on tampons with eyeliner
Putting on make-up Yay~ make-up! :)
Petting gorillas ...oh hold on; that was only Jay-Z's **** :)
Flirting with microphones and camera-men
Robbing KFC
Fighting the KKK; Kindergarten's Kids' Kitchens :)
Gettin' mah perm, nigga WwHAAaTTt YYEAAAhhhhHHH! ? ! :DMusic
Three 6 Mafia
Patsy Cline
Jessica Simpson
Kelly Clarkson ...even though the bitch got too many damn man-aimed rageful lyrics! Damn! You need you some better dick, gurl!
DMX ...ummh hmmm...break me off a piece of that dark chocolate Kit Kat BAR!!! :)
Bjork
Cher
Madonna
Elvis
Prince ...hmm...who kissed you when you were a toad?! THAT'S what made the damn doves cry!Movies
Fried Green Tomatoes ...with some CHICKEN WANGS & BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!
The Color Purple ...BeCause I'M IN iT! :)Television
Oprah
Martha Stewart's Tips for Stock Stealing
Michael Jackson's 5-o'clock Molestation Tips
Maury's 'Whose Mah Baby Daddy' special edition episode
Stella's "Getcho Perm On, Guuuuurl" Salon Tips
Howard Stern's "Bigger Titties Contest" Show
:)Books
How to Sell Your Soul to Satan Through Showbiz In Three Easy Steps!
Best Wigs for The Summertime
How to Get Your Hair to do That Swirly Thang!
Life In A Dark Closet With Bill ClintonHeroes
Mirrors & Make-Up
Top Friends (1)
Music
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About me:
I grew up in Africa, where it was custom to sell your body for old men. I have 34 cats, and two dogs. I pick my nose while the camera is not filming...oops; I wasn't supposed to say that... So, I grew up a crackwhore of Nigeria until in 1973, when I was shipped to the US in the back of a ship on crack exchange. I soon realized this country has more donuts and crackpot white people fans to offer than would've been expected! :) I quickly got into showbiz by showing off my talent in bobbing for apples, dancing in Hooter's, and a little bit of pornography on the side with George Bush. It was fun. :) Now, I am...oh fuck; I forgot my damn age by now... so I'll just flash that trademark smile to distract from the lack of attention...
Well...I have a few shows to film later in the afternoon, and some president porn to hack in on, but I never get tired of reading your lame comments on my interesting life. :) I'm so awesome.
Sorry my profile is not as advanced for such a wealthy African American showbiz queen as I's should be, but I gotz things to do, nigga! And I'm out this bitch! Harpo for life, young chillin's!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bill ClintonGeorge Bush's hairy backside ...again.
Jessica Simpson's make-up artist
My all-time favorite musicians; Three 6 Mafia
Betty Crocker
Jenny Craig *Special Thank You shout-out!*
Billy Ray Curington ...that cracka is HAWT!...lemme get some of HIM in my backstage VIP after hours! ;)
Donald Trump's wallet...oh nevermind; I sacked that years ago! :D
AND my all-time favorite piece of ass; John Travolta! Yyyyyeaaaaaahhhh! Come on by my house and we can mediate a Saturday Night Fever with the bedposts as our audience as we dance the Sultty Samba in a sea of blankets!
:D
Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Rossville, GA
- Orientation: Lesbian
- Height: 5' 3"
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Queen CEO of Crack, Pornography, and Showbiz
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Companies
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Satan's Black Women for A Richer Hell
- Hell's 3rd Gate, Underworld US
- CEO
ever since birth
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