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wonderful control by Henry... its only handball if he uses two hands... anyway; the famines over, why don't you go home?Mood: amused amusedPosted at 12:17 PM Nov 19 view more

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  • David Brown

  • 31 / Male
  • Dundee, Scotland, UK
  • Last Login: 11/19/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Over Educated, unemployed, lazy, godless, under appreciated, dead inside freelance cynic and raconteur seeks submissive professional lady of reasonable wealth to keep and look after him in return for deviant sexual favors -

    I believe people are essentially good at heart apart from a few bad eggs, and that stupidity and fear are all too often the root cause of all the worlds problems

    Heated debate is good, any exchange of ideas is good actually, that's how things get better

    My sister has a year old chocolate Labrador called George, he's hilarious and daft as a brush, and because she works shifts I get to look after him quite a lot which is great because he is fantastic company. He will love you if you meet him, he doesn't know the meaning of the word aggression, he never shows his teeth, if you broke in to her house he would jump up and lick you, he likes scrambled eggs, dairylea on toast and chicken, he will run all day if you let him, he loves to swim but is scared of the garden hose, and he loves nothing better than a right good belly scratching.

  • Music

    Elliott Smith, Tool, Super Furry Animals, Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Bird Eats Baby, Apache Stone, Regina Spektor, Biffy Clyro, Johnny Cash, Ryan Adams, the Shins, Oasis, the Beatles, the Stones, Kanye, Snoop, Dre, jay Z, Sigur Ros and lots more. I'm an eclectic little monkey!

    Dizzee Rascal, Bonkers

  • Movies

    I like films, films are best watched with someone else and with munchies and snuggling. the last three films I watched were; Diminished Capacity (decent verging on pish but saved by its harmlessness and Alan Alda), X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Cool, Cool, and Cooler. Was expecting shite but got the always excellent Liev Schreiber instead), Fan Boys (there is no one single word can be used to describe how bad that film is so I shall invent one - crapulfugalgated!) . Best film ever is Good Will Hunting for three reasons; Good story, great dialogue and most importantly it introduced me to the genius of Elliott Smith

  • Television

    The west Wing, think I've watched all seven series at least four times now, I actually passed an exam I hadn't studied for by watching 5 straight episodes of The West Wing the morning of the exam (it was on processes of US Government in 3rd year), it's fecking ace so it is, and they pretty much wrote the script for Obama v's Mcain but without the nuclear accident. I could wax lyrical all day about it so I'll move on now... also like to indulge in a bit of Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, Stargate, 30 Rock, Greys Anatomy (it's my dirty little secret pleasure, if only real life was like Greys!!!), CSI (not Miami), Sopranos (fuck you, you fucking fuck!), The Wire (Omar Comin' Omar y'all) and the funniest thing on TV; the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Recently got right into Rescue Me, you could take all the guys and nonsense they talk and tranfer them onto any building site or warehouse job I have ever had and you would get the same results - a really funny show. TV is best watched by the box set, and by box set I mean illegally downloaded, i dont actually watch 'TV'.

    The saddest most brilliant moment in Scrubs ever - music by Joshua Radin, Winter.

  • Books

    100 years of solitude, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything by Irvine Welsh, Bukowski 's Factotum, biographies, history books, anything about terrorism, the drug trade, extremism and the social circumstances that foster such phenomena and the ways in which they scar society.

  • Heroes

    Hugh 'the polar bear' Rowland, Louis Theroux, Lance Armstrong (even though I don't own a bike I'm a bit of a cycling nut, it may be the lycra, or it may be the tremendous scenery and an appreciation of what is required to ride 2100 miles in 21 days), Edward W. Said, Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, Noam Chomsky, pre 9/11 Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Elliott Smith, Hunter S Thompson, Craig Brewster and Usain Bolt - how fucking good is that dude?

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Judas Goat
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • The University of Aberdeen

    • Aberdeen, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Golablization and Multiculturalism
    • Minor: European - Muslim Interactions
    • Clubs: Al Maktoum Institute, Dundee
    2008 to Present

  • University of Dundee

    • Dundee, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Politics
    • Minor: International Relations
    2003 to 2007

Status and Mood

  • David Brown wonderful control by Henry... its only handball if he uses two hands... anyway; the famines over, why don't you go home?
    Mood: amused amused
    Posted at 12:17 PM Nov 19
  • David Brown loves Zenyatta! dead last, a lot of work to do, coming on the outside...surely not...
    Mood: catalyzed catalyzed
    Posted at 1:16 PM Nov 12
  • David Brown In expectation of what is now the inevitable torie landslide, everyone should get behind the SNP... apart from NI catholics, you can go home!
    Mood: hateful hateful
    Posted at 12:35 PM Oct 10
  • David Brown keep the cosmic trigger happy!
    Mood: bloated bloated
    Posted at 5:11 PM Oct 1
  • David Brown chicken dinner chicken dinner chicken dinner!!!
    Mood: chicken dinner chicken dinner
    Posted at 1:18 PM Sep 29

Blurbs

About me:

I'd really like to learn Latin, I talk too much when nothing needs said, I think too much when no thinking is required, I'd like to be able to trust people more, I'd like to do more adventurous things that I have never done before, I'm always second guessing myself, I like to play golf because it gives me the chance to not think about anything other than the next shot, I appreciate great sporting achievements, I love the controlled explosive primitive rage of the UFC, I still cry when I watch Armageddon, I go on a bit... so I'll stop. Anything else feel free to ask.

Who I'd like to meet:

Smart, funny, caring, interesting, eccentric people

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Comments

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  • HANNEY

    Oct 1 2009 6:36 PM

    Thanks for the friendship!

    Peace and Love from Hanney!

    HANNEY - "IRON FIST" - HANNEYFEST 2 VIDEO MONTAGE


  • Apache Stone

    Sep 28 2009 4:27 PM

    Hey, thanks for the add!  ROCK!
  • birdeatsbaby

    Aug 25 2009 5:12 PM


    yeahhh! Mitchy's on Faaayaaaah!!!!! yes I'm quite bored too atm, missing being on tour and itching to go off galavanting somewhere else! xxx
  • Andy Knox

    Aug 9 2009 6:29 PM

    thanks for the add lad - hope you like the tunes!

    my new single 'Great Heights' is available on iTunes on August 31st!

    Andy Knox x
  • birdeatsbaby

    Jul 22 2009 4:28 PM

    hahahahahahaaa I will try that! I managed to get a random girl in Slovakia to say 'mitchy mitchy mitchys on fire' to him at the after party. His highness was not amused but I did giggle.
    do come visit soon!

    Mishkin x
  • birdeatsbaby

    Jul 22 2009 8:07 AM

    survived tour! was amazing, and mitchy was indeed on fiiiire! hopefully see you again soon!
    Mishkin x
  • Groove Stroke Vibe

    Jul 16 2009 12:35 PM

    Cheers for the request, big respect!

    GrooveStrokeVibe
  • joy

    Jul 14 2009 2:13 AM

    For sho have a great week
  • Jeremy Thornton

    Jul 13 2009 5:33 PM

    Thanks for the add. My New CD" When Ugly People Made Good Music" is now available on Itunes or the link below. Please support good music. Sign up for my mailing list so I can keep you up to date on the music,touring, and other info.
    Peace
    Jeremy

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  • iamsJo

    Jul 12 2009 9:02 PM

    fudder
  • Yazmine § Myspace Yasmine Yasmine

    Jul 8 2009 1:23 AM

    thanks for add :)
  • CharlotteCharlotte Sikora

    Jul 4 2009 8:06 AM

    To be honest, I still think you're a bit of a cock, but I'm willing to be proved wrong.