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Sleeping, eating (preferably eating candy), playing softball, being infamous, hitting batters, beating the odds (as short softball players often must do), beating the gypsys in Europe, playing the guitar (it's an acoustic, but I'm saving up for an electric), comedy sportz, drawing mustaches on the people in my government book, riding my invisible horse, listening to classic rock, procrastinating, rock climbing, and pretending to work on the jungle cruise. My motto is "I'm not lazy. I'm just happy doing nothing." Let's see.. well all of my jobs seem to involve yelling at people and pissing them off so I guess you could say I enjoy being chased by angry mobs!Music
CLASSIC ROCK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Queen, The Beatles, ACDC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Peter Frampton, The Rolling Stones, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Foreigner etc. ALso some more random and slightly newer junk like Jet, Velvet revolver, The Darkness, Muse, The Exies, Suburban Legends, The Cure, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. etc.
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WhyEM? magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm... I haven't read any books that weren't mandatory in a while. I have read some bits of Lemony Snicket's stuff though (damn I wish i'd thought of that name 1st). That man is a genius! Such a great sense of humor! I must meet him, but in the mean time I can read A Series of Unfortunate Events. I also want to read In His Own Write and A Spaniard In The Works, by John Lennon. (surprise, surprise) Oh and how can I forget Wicked? Awesome book. They should tell more stories from the "villain's" point of view!Heroes
Superman, Batman Beyond (HAH! He's mine Celeste! Forget about it!), Spiderman, Action League Now, lol and the ambiguously gay duo from SNL. "I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman. All I want to do is.... bicycle!" (Hahaha that's part of a Queen song.Greatest Band Ever! And don't you dare argue w/ me about that b/c I'll win.) Oh yeah and my dog was my hero. So I made her into a little cartoony thingy.
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About me:
I am the creator of WhyEM? magazine. It is a parody of YM magazine and all that it stands for. In addition, we at WhyEM? parody sophisticated topics such as liberal politics, world news, etc. Our mission is to restore the golden age of parodying. We want to bring back the enthusiam and originality of comedy writing that existed when SNL was actually funny and when standup comics ruled the earth. This is unlike mad magazine or SNL or Monty Python, although it is a tribute to these things. It is a revolution in comedy writing. Please support us by reading and spreading the word about us. The whole world shall laugh once again or I will eat Toby!!!!! (P.S. why the hell have I been refering to myself in 1st person plural?)Who I'd like to meet:
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- Status: Single
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Gondolier
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Pomona College
- Claremont, CA
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: In Progress
- Major: Politics, Philosophy, and Economics
- Minor: English
- Clubs: Softball
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St Lucys Priory High School
- Glendora, CA
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
2001 to 2005


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Hey EM!,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
the mystery of the missing juror's summons hs been solved! well maybe not solved, but fixed, anyway.
Happy Birthday!
Hope all you wish for come your way!
How have you been?
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phwee~!
hahaha! Your downstairs and I'm upstairs watching will and grace
hello!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm leaving you a super cool comment.
Yes, I'm here. Let's go to disneyland today!
it looks yucky, but i gave up... damn procrastination...
