Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]
Breana Valdez
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Female
18 years old
Port Huron, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
Mood: Me-OW! Mood Image
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    Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Interests
General

Team MEXIcutioner

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Holy Bull Fighting Robot Hooker Batman!

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Top 10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don't need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes,short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Music

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Movies

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Television

MyHotComments

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Heroes
My Heroes Are Nerds =] Oh and Combaticus.

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Combaticus, He had one weakness.. compassion.

Groups: ~*~*~PHHS Drama Club~*~*~The PoHo Anti-Zombie Corps.PHHS Class of '09!!!The Wonder QuintupletsSave A Hoe FoundationTeam EdwardThe New Templar OrderThe Obama Anarchists

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     Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Port Huron
Body type:5' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:High school
Occupation:Street Pharmacist, Assassin, Bounty Hunter

   Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Schools
St Clair County Community College
Port Huron,MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Psychology ?
 

2009 to Present
Port Huron High School
Port Huron,Michigan
Graduated: 2009
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club
 

2005 to 2009

   Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Companies
The PoHo Anti-Zombie Corps.
Port Huron, Michigan US
Mom Duty
Team Beta

2006 - ?
Anchor Fries
Port Huron, Michigan US
Cashier

July 2007 - August 2007
Moulin Rouge
Paris, FR
Loción De Lola
Diamond Dogs

1900 - ?



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   Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Blurbs
About me:

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A Real Happy Meal =]

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{Certified Smart Ass}

Howdy, My Name is Breana & I'm Pretty Much A Big Deal.

Born In 9 Teen 90 One.

Hit Me Up On Facebook =]
http://www.facebook.com/beexranna

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Class of '09!

Okay I am finally a graduate of the ever lovely Port Huron High. I'm so glad to just be done with high school and start college. I have the most amazing boyfriend, Zak. I don't know what I would do without him. He is the love of my life. <3

I need to get a job so I can move out and be on my own. but thanks to the epic fail of the economy that's pretty much impossible, yay horrible economy!

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I'm one of a few people who will be prepared when Zombies attack. are you?

I'm a sister, Best friend, wife, & a movie enthusiast

My best friend now lives 2,000 miles away in Arizona and it's like she never left. Most people would drift apart and stop talking to each other, but not us. Were that awesome. Go Team Immigrant!

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Taylor, you are the bestest friend anyone could ask for. I am glad you are my wife!

I am accident prone and I've learned to live with it and with that came the ability to really never be embarrassed. Go Me hahaha.

I find Pikachu absolutely adorable.

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If you like to know anything else about me don't hesitate to ask.

Peace

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I Will Have One Of These One Day.

Who I'd like to meet:

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My Blanco Nino, My Jerkface, My Chocolate Thunder, My Personal Heater, My Rico, My Nerd =]


He's Pretty Much Amazing =] <3

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Things I Want To See/Do/Have Before I Die:
A Man Walking Down The Street With A BoomBox.
A Black Guy With A Mohawk.
"Rick James" At Ozzfest.
A Girl Named Sha Ney Ney.
Ozzfest.
The Burger King In Person.
London.
A Best Friend That I will Go Across The Country For.
Someone To Love Me For Exactly What I Am.
A Summer Long Road Trip With My Friends.
Go To A Denny's In Every State W/ Taylor
Punch Someone In The Face Who Deserves It.
Get Married
Cross Off Everything On This List.

"The Greatest Thing You Could Ever Learn
Is Just To Love
And Be Loved In Return"

- Nature Boy


   


   


   Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Calendar ( View All )
Jul 18 2009 12:00A
Cassie’s Birthday!
Jul 23 2009 12:00A
Family Boat Night
Jul 24 2009 12:00A
Drunk Boat Night
Aug 8 2009 1:00P
Carley’s Jungle Party =D
Aug 10 2009 11:15A
Leave For Arizona
Aug 11 2009 12:00A
Arizona
Aug 22 2009 8:30P
Come Home From Arizona
Aug 12 2009 12:00A
Arizona (rep)

   Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Friend Space (Top 12)
Lola-Lotion™ [Juan] has 307 friends.
 Zâk [Zerø] 


 Taylor Jade 


 Raaah 


 Cassie-Leigh [WP] 


 Ashley[Runs With Scissors!!!] 


 carleyohnine&hearts; 


 .Little.Miss.Pretty.N.Pale. 


 *Miss Mallorie* 


 Le Something..... 


 Rachell[WP] 


 Alex's Grind 2 Halt 


 The Bloody Tampons 





Lola-Lotion™ [Juan]'s Friends Comments
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carleyohnine♥





Jul 15 2009 5:26 PM

if I could send you one of those I would!!! ahaha and you need to put my grad party on your myspace calendar thing lady!
carleyohnine♥





Jul 15 2009 5:23 PM

ughhh I'll send you a massage.

I meant message ahah
carleyohnine♥





Jul 15 2009 5:16 PM

well, she is a woman. and a mother. they sometimes can be very big bags of douche. oh I have something very very important to tell you...
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Jul 15 2009 5:13 PM

Lol so maybe its just like a Cult thats against our family and wont give us a job
carleyohnine♥





Jul 15 2009 5:11 PM

what happened with your motherr??
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Jul 15 2009 5:10 PM

So far ive been doin pretty good, i gotta find a job bbut michigan works loves to be dick fucks about shit so now im stuck doin it the hard way
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Jul 15 2009 5:07 PM

lol very funny, i coulda went for a longer time tho cuz its a 5 year felony but i guess i got a PR bond and they said it was alright to give me some HYTA act and i only get a year of probation and no homosexual jail or prison
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Jul 15 2009 4:58 PM

lol dont have much of a choice now, they took them from me. that was pretty shitty and i sat a night in jail lol but that wasnt as bad as everyone says it is
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Jul 15 2009 4:56 PM

Just something as little as walking around with brass knuckles in my back pocket and i got a year of probation.
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Jul 15 2009 4:53 PM

I knowww its been a while, I'm pretty good, back on probation lol,
How have u been?
Sail by the Stars [NEW SONG ON FRIDAY!!!]





Jul 15 2009 4:53 AM

hey thank you SOOO much for checking us out!

you should comment us back and let us know what your favorite song is...also, if you want to help us out by putting our song/banner on your page, top friending us, adding [SBTS] to your name, or ANYTHING ELSE you can think of....we would love you forever! <33

and if you haven't already picked it up, our cd is available on iTunes for only $5. =]


How's your summer going so far?
<333333333
Rachell[WP]





Jul 14 2009 1:47 PM

Your open house was awesome the other day.
:)
you and Zak are the cutest.
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 13 2009 1:07 AM

omg lmao.

he's such a faggot!
sorry about his white ways lol.
Jess.





Jul 11 2009 9:47 PM

My hair is incredibly poofy for today. Haha. :)
Breezy Baby!





Jul 10 2009 7:11 PM

Where is it? It sounds fun.
carleyohnine♥





Jul 10 2009 6:51 PM

call me after 4:30 I need to talk to youuuu
<3
Breezy Baby!





Jul 10 2009 5:53 PM

what's cruise night?
Autumn City - now on iTunes!





Jul 9 2009 5:57 PM

Hey! Thanks for being our friend!

We just put up a sweet video on our page. You should definitely check it out. :)

Abby
Autumn City
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 9 2009 2:17 AM

awww zakkykins haha.

what concert?
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 9 2009 2:14 AM

we are pretty good.

man whatchooo up ta?
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 9 2009 2:09 AM

okay cool (:

you have to come back everry day next year to complete the triangle fashow.
how are you and zakkykins?
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 9 2009 2:02 AM

yayayayayayyayyayayayayyaya (:


what time is your open house again?
im not home to read the invitation lol.
TAYLOR [BFG]





Jul 9 2009 1:46 AM

awwww (:

i miss you woo.

can i tie your laces on saturday?
Le Something.....





Jul 9 2009 1:06 AM

Woot! okay I was just wondering and thank you:]
Le Something.....





Jul 9 2009 12:53 AM

Do you remember who else is in the car with us tomorrow? You, me, Kevin, either Zak or that chick, who is the last one? And I forgot what the password to TBT is .... I'm think of writing song lyrics tonight just because I can lol.
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