chris
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Male
29 years old
CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 11/17/2006
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who said boyz cant be ~BI~
How could you do this to me?
How could you not see?
I loved you
My heart has been sued for all that it's worth
All I fell is agony,
And a little despair
The are no more memories
Only cotastraphies
How could you make me feel regret?
How could you make me live in neglect?
I hate you
I now know what to do
You're lying in your room
I'll be coming soon
I'll take this Blade,
Take this weapon I made
I'll slit your wrists,
And watch your blood run until no exist
And then I'll slit my wrists too,
Because I always said if you ever died,
I would die with you...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the
first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy
for
about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms
and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come
on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
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chris's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Gay | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini |
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About me:
hi....iam just a guy, whos not in love anymore and is looking 2 have fun...and iam also a guy who loves 2 joke, heres one.............
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's
first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed,
he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I
came in. THANK YOU!.
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I ALSO LOVE WRITING ABOUT LOVE!!!!
I tugged the brush through my hair
My heart beating quickly, knowing he'd be there
As my lips gain a colour that once was absent
He Came to the door in the usual fashion
No knock, and my heart leaped with clean passion
But his face was not the same
I smiled wrapped my arms around him
He returned the embrace with little whim
And said those four fatal words
My lungs seized up, tears ran from my eyes
when he told me what he was doing for the guys
They didn't enjoy my company
I wiped my eyes, liner on my sleeve
and I asked my love to leave
and shut the door behind him
I sat down on the floor, vision screening through my mind.
How his voice WAS gentle, his eyes WERE kind
and how I WAS his
and he....WAS....mine
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