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Horror movies (especially classic horror), sci-fi, Westerns, Star Trek, The Hardy Boys, Stephen King, John Steinbeck, L. Frank Baum, The Beatles, progressive rock, kitty cats
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MY FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
The Beatles, progressive rock (Yes, early Genesis, Nektar, Pink Floyd, U.K., Moody Blues, Van Der Graaf Generator) -- classic rock -- 80s New Wave and technopop -- Ryuichi Sakamoto -- classical (especially Beethoven) -- movie scoresMovies
MY TOP 100 FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME
Horror (classic and contemporary, but especially the old stuff); Sci-Fi; Westerns; Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger-type action movies; Jerry Lewis; The Marx Brothers; The Three Stooges; Laurel and Hardy; Don Knotts; Abbott and Costello; Melantha Blackthorne; anything with Vinnie Jones; the classics; anything good -- but no chick-flicks.Television
MY TOP 100 FAVORITE TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME
Star Trek, The Avengers, SCTV, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The X-Files, The Beverly Hillbillies, Police Squad!, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Ali G, The Outer Limits (original series), Dragnet, The Andy Griffith Show (black and white episodes only), The Rifleman, Bonanza, Ironside, Wanted: Dead or Alive, The Big Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Get A Life, Married w/Children, Mr. Bean, The Joe Schmo Show (first season), Moonlighting, The New Howdy Doody Show, The Untouchables, Space Ghost Coast-To-Coast, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman:Attorney-At-Law, The Venture Brothers, Jonny Quest (original series), The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Then Came Bronson, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mann And Machine, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, The Brady Bunch, The Adventures of Ozzie And Harriet, Burns and Allen, The Honeymooners, Ernie Kovacs, The Lone Ranger, The Roy Rogers Show, The Cisco Kid, Sgt. Preston Of The Yukon, The Colgate Comedy Hour With Martin And LewisBooks
The Stand, Wuthering Heights, The Grapes Of Wrath, East Of Eden, the original Hardy Boys, Pippi Longstocking, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1984, Stranger In A Strange Land, The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, Lonesome Dove, Shane, The Wizard Of Oz, The Land Of Oz, Dorothy And The Wizard In Oz, The Patchwork Girl Of Oz, The Scarecrow Of Oz, The World According To Garp, Barefoot Gen, The "Little House" series by Laura Ingalls Wilder, Dean Koontz, Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Golden and Silver Age comics, underground comixHeroes
Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
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- Orientation: Straight
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Protestant
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Love kids, but not for me
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: mizzen mast spray-painter in sailboat factory
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Stephen F Austin State University
- Nacogdoches,Texas
- Graduated: 1980
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Art
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The Wick Lampston Sailboat Factory
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