Oh yes, all hail the satanic Grounded. In true satanic fashion I must wish the lovely ladies a very special Valentine's Day. I was once a gift on Valentine's Day to a woman, and ohhhhhhhhhh how I would like to give the woman Pam a gift on this one.
I would make you howl, baby! Oh how I would make you howl. Don't forget, I am the one who put the cock in the cockerspaniel!
Oh yes! Here I am, finally on the Grounded page! What a coup! I kid, I kid...
I love the Grounded! Ever since I saw them do a benefit for something ("Code Pink" INDEED, ladies!) I have been a fan. The lovely Allegra... Yes, I've had her. She is better than all of the bitches on my block... Although that shitzu down the street is pretty sweet, but I digress. I love the allegra... One hot doggie door, if you know what I am saying!
Do not forget the very lovely, Pam! Oh yes, we are QUITE familiar. Pam is a hot sniff! Why do you think she can howl like that? It was a night with me, and if you guessed "doggy style" you would be correct! Oh the lovely, Pam... I think I have to go lick myself... Alert level raised to "Code Pink" ladies!
YEAH??!!!! well, your singer ain't too shabby either . . .
and let me get this straight -- our guitarist is your . . . DRUMMER????!!!!
when do we go to old devil moon?????
I'm never gonna live that picture down, am I? God i hope i'm still allowed to hang out with you cool kids. If not I suppose I will have to let you haze me so I can reprove my toughness.
What up guys! The demo sounds fuckin' killer! We gotta do some shows sometime. We're trying to set up some gigs and we'd love for you to be in with us. Drop us a line and keep it heavy! PEACE
Ah, the fine-ass hard-rockin' ladies of Grounded.....
They got the chops. They got the rock. They got the hotness. And they are cool as Hell. Stoner Rock hasn't looked or sounded this good in far too long. Hail Satan, smoke up, rock the f%*k on!
hurry up and make a new shirt so i have something else to wear. hey by the way my forehead is available for tattooing if you want more advertising. we'll talk.
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