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Human Speedbump

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  • Human Speedbump

  • 24 / Male
  • near a big little city, US
  • Last Login: 11/23/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Income: $100,000 to $150,000

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About me:

my name is alex, but you can call me speedbump. by official profession, i am an information management and processing specialist at a large corporate headquarters. by personal obsession, i roam in search of new and extreme pressures to crush my body under.

i build my body for the sole purpose of enduring the intense weight that would mutilate a normal person. my pleasure is the pain of having my body pushed to its limit and beyond, and the only thing that truly brings me the bliss of torment is being smashed under the wheels of a large truck. while i can have large multi-ton trucks (such as the 34,000 lb box van in my profile picture) drive over me with no ill effect to my body as i get back up and continue my day, i enjoy the torture of being brought to my mortal limit by even larger trucks or continuous multitudes of trucks, and i grow restless if i go for more than a week without being run over. yet, although i relish being mauled by these massive machines, i tread the line between agony and injury with discretion, as i am not into permanent damage, maiming or even jackass stunts that cause scarring - though i am building my body to be crushed, i am still "building", not "destroying".

as far as other trampling goes, i don't care much for the small stuff anymore. while i used to be able to get my smash fix more traditionally years ago, no human feet can provide the tons of pressure on individual muscle groups to work me into a hedonistic frenzy like truck tires can. these days, my foreplay is pickup trucks and suvs, and my climax is the rigs. however, i will admit i've got a bit of a soft spot for football or rugby cleats.

if you want to know more, just ask.

Who I'd like to meet:

i'd be glad to talk to anybody interested in what i do. furthermore, as i've explored truck crushing over the years, i've come to know a bit about the trucks and their drivers, and have developed a genuine appreciation of the people and their machinery, so i would also be interested in talking to truckers about their rigs and their lifestyle in general. i also welcome any trample fans - while most foot and other standard trample doesn't pleasure me anymore, it was still an important part of my early years and i'm glad to talk about it if the trucks are too much to handle.