Attack of The 50ft Robots
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Prepare for Invasion!!!
Harrogate, Northeast
United Kingdom
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| Member Since | 10/18/2006 | | Band Website | http://www.50ftrobots.com | | Band Members |
Richard Blackburn (Dicky) - Guitar, Lead Vocals
Nathan Tooke - Lead Guitar 1
Chirs Vernon - Lead Guitar 2, Vocals
Redneck Jim Bobby Jo Odom - Bass Guitar
Helen Burrell - Drums
| | Influences | 7 of 9, R2-D2, ED-209, Terminator 1,2 & 3, Robo Cop, Fem-Bots, Data, Lore, C3-PO | | Sounds Like | ...Alternative Rock with the power to bend time.
Saturated with guitar solos that may, or may not induce rectal bleeding, over laid with phat power chords, riffs capable of stopping a bull Crocodile Dundee style, and Harmonies and Counter Melodies that would tame a Chupacabra....
prepare yourselves. Your destiny is inevitable.
Audio Streaming will be available in Stereo-tronic formats shortly | | Record Label | none |
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The Attack of the 50ft Robots is something prophets have been predicting for centuries, and even though there is no evidence to support these claims, you'll believe it because of the overwhelming sense of dread that has just washed over you
Tunes coming shortly!!!!
Broadcasts from another world
All is quiet at the moment, for it is the calm before the storm.
So, what should you expect?
Proof that this is really happening in the following formats:-
* Stereo-tronic audio formats that induce hysteria & nosebleeds.
* Hypnotic, eye-bleeding, pin-sharp calamity-vision.
* Genuine photographic evidence that may or may not have been tampered with in Photohop.
* Testimonials from paid actors & dishonest cowards.
* Info-graphics to demonstrate the terrible effects of prolonged exposure to ray guns & sunbeds.
* Unfathomable posters & flyers that provide useful information, unless otherwise.
Prepare for Invasion!!!
Arm yourself with a trusty weapon like a spade or perhaps a good old hammer. For the end is nigh.
Too long have you been comfortable in your armchair...
Too long have you been having cake...
Too long have you been watching saturday night television...
So what can be done about it?
Nothing. Accept your fate.
Soon your suffering will end.
The Attack of the 50ft Robots will commence soon, then you will know your place
Contact the Robots to Beg for Mercy
Please use the following details to contact the 50ft Robots:-
Prove yourself by typing more than fifteen thousand words a minute.
07971 011775
Harness the power of your cellular device to emit radiation into the cosmos and nuke your brain.
Smoke Signals
Are not considered effective correspondence, and can also be a fire hazard.
Pidgeons
Invariably get lost or shot.
Which leaves this mailing list
For you to join. Have no fear, even though we are a war-mongering race of 50ft robots, we won't send you crap or spam you to death.
Just use this link and enter your email address.... Easy!!!
Please don't remove my Spleen!!! Let me sign up to the 50ft Robots Mailing list!!!
But in the meantime, here is something to keep you entertained
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