...Alternative Rock with the power to bend time. Saturated with guitar solos that may, or may not induce rectal bleeding, over laid with phat power chords, riffs capable of stopping a bull Crocodile Dundee style, and Harmonies and Counter Melodies that would tame a Chupacabra.... prepare yourselves. Your destiny is inevitable.
Audio Streaming will be available in Stereo-tronic formats shortly
The Attack of the 50ft Robots is something prophets have been predicting for centuries, and even though there is no evidence to support these claims, you'll believe it because of the overwhelming sense of dread that has just washed over you
Tunes coming shortly!!!!
Broadcasts from another world
All is quiet at the moment, for it is the calm before the storm.
So, what should you expect?
Proof that this is really happening in the following formats:-
* Stereo-tronic audio formats that induce hysteria & nosebleeds.
* Hypnotic, eye-bleeding, pin-sharp calamity-vision.
* Genuine photographic evidence that may or may not have been tampered with in Photohop.
* Testimonials from paid actors & dishonest cowards.
* Info-graphics to demonstrate the terrible effects of prolonged exposure to ray guns & sunbeds.
* Unfathomable posters & flyers that provide useful information, unless otherwise.
Prepare for Invasion!!!
Arm yourself with a trusty weapon like a spade or perhaps a good old hammer. For the end is nigh.
Too long have you been comfortable in your armchair...
Too long have you been having cake...
Too long have you been watching saturday night television...
So what can be done about it?
Nothing. Accept your fate.
Soon your suffering will end.
The Attack of the 50ft Robots will commence soon, then you will know your place
Contact the Robots to Beg for Mercy
Please use the following details to contact the 50ft Robots:-
Chris V himself told me to message you because he hates myspace...well, that's not the reason, the reason is...my band are looking to do some gigs in Leeds and wondered if you'd be interested in partnering up and joining us.
You scrub our backs, and we'll scrub your...bolts and nuts and things.
Drop me a line on my profile page and let me know if you're up for it!
Yeah man, it's been ages since we last hooked up! Spoke briefly last year when PTSF & Mulholland played the Blues, but apart from that it is literally years! Time flies and I aint even having that much fun!!
Will defo come and see you when you get on the gigging scene. Sure Nathan will keep me updated with the 'robots' progress!
Might be out for a quiet beer in H one Friday/Saturday in the month of November. Will tip you the wink and can grab an ale in crabtrees or something!
That would be really cool to meet up, i moved from The Avenue a few years ago so i never got round for that cup of tea. Catch you out and about sometime.
PS get some song up online soon. I would like to hear what your doing now. Ive got some stuff up on this link here. Catch up soon. dan
Is that why she's in the band ??? I gig every wed at the Slug with Paul Middleton, but the next Knievel gig is at the Rat & Parrot on the 16th of Nov. Ill try the mailing list again. The website looks cool, how does your html and graphics?? You still got your Alien guitar, ill never forget the night you got your hair caught in the machine heads at the arms when we were gigging. we need a new venue like the arms again, it was a long time ago, but nothings ever taken its place.
Nowthen, long time no see (or speak). i did'nt realise you got married, i did too and ive nowngot a 4 month old daughter. Who else is in the line up? It is very hard being in so many diffrent bands, not so much remembering the songs (i just tend to make it up as i go along) but its remembering which venue with what gear your supposed to be at. Let me know when your next gigging with the new line up and ill get down to see you. Give me a bell if you need a PA doing too. I did try to join the mailing list, but it did'nt work. Keep in touch. See ya, Dan
Howdy, thanks for the add!
So, will you be doing covers of Iron Man (Black Sabbath), Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (Flaming Lips), Robot Rock (Daft Punk) or the Transformers Theme (Hasbro)!?!?
