I love music, anything and everything, yes even country....... as long as it's not about a dead dog who was killed because it hooked up with the dudes wife after his brother died in a tractor accident.
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Movies
elf, meet the parents, anchor man, boondock saints, pulp fiction, waterboy, happy gilmore, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, friday night lights, the program, any given sunday, varsity blues, night at the roxburry, the godfather, old school, american history X, top gun, bonnie and clyde, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and so on and so on.....
You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs are trying to recruit you.
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Football IS LIFE, at least for me. I like to have fun. I am from mexico city but I look white, I got the best of both worlds, spicy and ummm.... I guess white. I am also a full time pro dodge ball player. However, I decided to take a breather from dodge ball and begin a career in Kick ball, we'll see how that goes. ohh and I love my job. heres what I do, I hang out with some cool people every morning and talk into a funny looking thing called a microphone... fun!!! You think I'm lucky? hell yeah I am, everyday I wake up thinking it's a dream, unfortunately the waking up happens at 4 in the morning... and that sucks... its sucks big time.
"Love life, you only get one."
Shout out,you guys on kidd kraddick in the morning are sooo funny! =] its about time you and kinsey are gonna get married, you guys are the cutest couple ever. Kinsey's my fav! j-si wat tha hell
What's up man? Thanks for the add. You and Al are two of the coolest people I have met! My friends and I bailed on work to check out the show, and you two BS'd with us during the breaks. Like I said, cool as hell.
hey jc, so this morning i hered you saying your comments where slow on here, so here i am leavinng you a message. lol _danyelle *mention me in the morning*
WHITES: Send out invitations. MEXICANS: Send out maps.
WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance. MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES : Have seven Bridesmaids. MEXICANS: Have seventy Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation. MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads.
WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception. MEXICANS: Just go to the reception.
WHITES: Have elegant food. MEXICANS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery. MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la senora down the street.
WHITES: Eat the food and cake. MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para manana
WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine MEXICANS: At the reception they drink Coors, Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, 20 Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado, etc...
WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass out. MEXICANS: Get drunk, Snore some perico, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight ... then pass out.
WHITES: Dance at the party ... YEAH RIGHT!!! MEXICANS: Dance at the party to Nortenas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House, and anything the D.J. plays
WHITES: Party ends at midnight. MEXICANS: Party ends when the COPS show up at the banquet hall but continue at someone's house afterwards for menudo 'til 6:00 a.m.
WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer. MEXICANS: Wake up the next morning DRINKING another beer to cure the hang-over.
Now, you know you were laughing if you are Mexican- cuz you've done at least 6 of these...I sure have!!!
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN and to the Gringos that love you for being a Mexican
Man it was hella cool to see you again last night. I still dont know how you guys go out then go back in the studio hella early the next day and are expected to be comical. props.
wuddup homeboy! been a minute...just wanted to say hollaaa!!!! yo man, me and greg (you know 1/3 of jogryle) are planning a trip to vegas in october!! you should role pimp!!!??? hope everythings goin well for you homie! hit me up when u get a chance...peace...
Hey Jose, The Rose and Ben Band would like to thank you so very much for your friendship and support. And appreciate you accepting our invitation, VOICE IT IN MUSIC.
BIG DEX
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