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50 Ways To Kill Me
Grindcore / Glam / Pop Punk





Montauk, New York
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Member Since3/21/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.50waystokillme.com
Band MembersCurrent and past:
Jay Haley aka JayDecay
George
Lord Pineapple
Antonio Badass
Al Of Hate (R.I.P.)
Sir Jacula aka Brütüs
TheDEXorphan
Hal O'Caust
Jessie (R.I.P.)
Andrew Jones
Don aka Serpent Lord
Juan
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Influences
electronic music (gabber/speedcore, 8-bit and chiptune crap, some breakcore), punk (everything from lo-fi 80's Swedish crust-punk to fast west coast pop punk), 80's metal and glam rock, scum rock (like the Mentors and GG Allin), grind (noisecore, goregrind, traditional grindcore, and some but not much cyber-grind), oldies, bedroom boredcore and homemade instruments and anything with true DIY spirit.

some random specific artists you may have never guessed that i like are: Old Skull, Cardiacs, Pain Teens, Devo, Agathocles, Napalm Death, Passenger Of Shit, Merzbow, Dead Milkmen, Whitehouse, Roky Erickson, Weird Al Yankovic, Sockeye, Spazztic Blurr, Ironchrist, California Raisins, Spinal Tap, Gore Beyond Necropsy, AntiSeen

some true top favourites that i don't mention here i put on my pictures section under the influences photo album

if you have a cassette, record, cd, cdr, etc that you want me to listen to i will listen to anything, send me it!!!!!!

50 WTKM
PO BOX 750
ROCKY POINT, NY
11778, USA
Sounds LikeWe're not rap, but we're not rock either... just 100% pure media-core
Record Labela bunch, but seeking new one for split 7inch
Type of LabelIndie


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50 WAYS TO KILL ME


I started making electronic music with a cheesy Casio keyboard in 1995 but I didn't do anything under the "50 ways to kill me" name until 1999, the year with the upside down 666. the band first started as a joke to make my girlfriend at the time laugh. I didn't think I'd ever play live and I just figured I'd make one album with 50 songs and have each title be a way that I can kill myself, well multiple releases (Each full length still having 50 songs about ways to die) and tours later I'm still going strong. I take the band a lot more serious than I used to and I use it to push my political belief on others of wanting 100% pure human extinction. I don't mind being a preachy bastard, the earth is doomed, we need human extinction and we need it now. Never fuck a pro-lifer or if you can afford it get your vasectomy today!





"50 Ways, great stuff, Legendary Uncompromising Audio Rebellion!!!" - W.T., owner of Trogotronic.com

"Great stuff. You definitely know how to piss everyone off with your sound." - Paul Barfo, Godstomper

DISCOGRAPHY:

2000:
* "first 25 ways" demo - cdr - (no label)

2001:
* "second 25 ways" demo - cdr - (no label)

2003:
* (self titled) full length - cdr - (HSP Records) download
* "the morning star" ep - cdr - (HSP Records) download
* (untitled) split with TOxDIE - cdr & cassette (HSP, Rela Mati, My Lai Productions) download

2004:
* "mediacore as fuck" 4 way split with Penis Asylum, Phonefuck, & Extreme Movie Mania - cdr - (HSP Records) download
* "5 way fuck" 5 way split with The Petualanguan Sherina, Ultrabused Orifice, HaemorrDrench, Imbibing Bile - cdr - (HSP Records) download
* "50 more ways to die for satan" full length tour version - cdr - (HSP Records) download

2005:
* (self titled) full length re-release - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "the morning star" ep re-release - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "what is that smell?" split with Schitnthezocieties - cdr - (HSP Records) download
* "enemies of this world" 4 way split with Anti-Ben, Worms, & Iron bitchface - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated) download
* "Gutspuking Foursome" 4 way split with Scumfuck, Diaphragma, & Anus Tumor - cdr & cassette (SKP Records & Kinetic Sleaze Productions) download
* "Sex Drugs & Suicide/Nature Of The Beyond" split with Kingdom Cum - cd & vinyl (New Amerika Recordings) download
* "50 more ways to die for satan" - full length official version - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)

2006:
* "media to gore" - split with Losteror - cdr - (Darkroom)
* "Legalize Suicide" - full length - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated) download
* "5 way cyber split" - re-release of "5 way fuck" (new name) - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "Fun Funeral" - full length & split with Geldgeber Manager - double cd - (New Amerika) download
* "Apocalypse Noise" - 3 way split with Decayin' Corpse & Ignorants - cdr - (SKP Records) download
* "Forced Euthanasia" - ep - 3.5inch floppy disk - (The Sewer Anchovies Society) download
* "Get Fucked/When Boogdish ruled the World" - split with Boogdish - cdr - (HSP Records)
* "3 Way Killer" - 3 way split with TOxDIE & Plague Rages - cdr & cassette - (Rela Mati Records)

2007:
* (untitled) - split with Political Necroshemalebob - cdr - (Fecal Nazi Shapeshifter)
* "split music tape" - split with Boogdish - cassette - (New Amerika Recordings) download
* "death by the sword/perfect day on gordon street" - split with Boogdish - 7" vinyl - (New Amerika)
* "get cancer" - 3 way split with Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & Signal - downloadable only - (Country Cookin Net Label)
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Dirty Sanchez & Zombies eat brains - (Fecal Nazi Shapeshifter)
* (untitled) - split with Pyvria - cdr - (Gitface Records) download
* "Bash Microphone Into Skull" - live album - downloadable only (NoiseJoy Records) download

2008:
* "Get Fucked" Ep - cassette - (no label) download
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & The When McGruff Was King - cdr - (What About Me? Records) download
* (untitled) - split with Anti-Dubya - downloadable only - (Preying Man Tits Records) download
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Sin Guta Para Que Tallarin & Dosa - mini 3" cdr - (Laser Grind Trading Co.) download
* "Putrid and Floppy" - split with Vomit Abortion - 3.5inch floppy disk - (no label) download
* (untitled) - split with Penis Enlargement - cassette - (Nuclear Alcoholocaust Records) download
* (untitled) - 4 way split with Funslaughter, CumSock, & Disinvolve - cdr - (Corrupt Productions)
* (untitled) - cassette - (Corrupt Productions)

2009:
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Ecoute La Merde & Anal Colic - cassette - (Underground Pollution Records) - download
* (untitled) - split with Rectal Twat - cassette - (Sludgsicle Records)
* (untitled) - split with Rectal Twat - cassette - (Bezerker Records)
* "50 More Ways To Die For Satan" - re-release - cassette - (Sludgsicle Records)

Unreleased:
* 15 way split download
* Xmas with Jay Haley/50WTKM download

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