just plain emily

About me:

okay so when i was nine i was abducted by aliens from the planet maruff. they took me up in their space craft and performed all kinds of experiments, as alien abductors usually do. mostly brain tests, with motor functions and speech. i was very important to them, and unlocked a lot of mysteries. eventually they were so infatuated with me that they took me to their home planet where i lived for 15 years. but time on their planet is different from our planet, so when i went back to earth it was like i never left. kinda like the chronicals of narnia. get it? got it? good. anywho... i lived with an alien called mnnock and his wife gloria. they were unable to have children so they adopted me as there own. it took little time to learn their language, as i am a fast learner. their society is really advanced. they greatly admire the arts. in fact, all those times where museums were robbed of their arts, that was the aliens from maruff. they also love the culinary world. i became a great chef while i was there and opened up my own restaurant. maruffians from all over the planet came to sample what i whipped up in the kitchen. my adoptive parents were very proud of me. unfortunately they were well advanced in years and died when i was 26 (that's 48.3765 in maruffian years). they were so greatly admired that the whole of maruff attended their funeral. it was at this time that i realized i had to go back to earth. so i left the restaurant to my apprentice, got in my space car, and flew back to my real home. when i think back to when i was nine and abducted by aliens, tears well up in my eyes. but once a year i get in my space car and make the journey back to my second home to visit my maruffian friends.