Someone told me it was Ass slapping day. Thats when you could be leagle and SLAP A GIRL ON THE ASS, AND NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED. But that can't be. Well I know I won't be slappin any ass until I have proof. No random ass slapping me. And the girl has to be into it, almost begging for it. How discusting.
Someone's birthday is coming soon, and I keep thinking about it half in fear that I'll forget to wish you a happy one on the day proper. So I'm wishing you a happy one on an improper day. I wish you as much propriety or impropriety as you may like to indulge. And lots of love from me to you, always.
My gay Latino friend (one of them) brought a menorrah to my house on Christmas night, and we lit the candles and said the prayer and ate ham, and no, I'm not joshin' ya. Happy 2009, Ms. Mellencamp--may you have lots of love and laughs. I think of you more than I let you know. XOXOX