Roderick Allen Loveless Root

Lol. No no no it was just so damn bright.
I didn't know we were friends are here.
How nice. :]

wassup hippy, hippo?

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Mother Nation, get an energy boost!

I just sent you an energy boost. Now you can run more missions and become more powerful!
Get yours before it expires... time is running out!

I bet once we left you called yourself the boss while you jizzed in your pants with your dick in a box and it was sticky?

The guy I did it on looked closer to he man!

Is that an homage to Spinal Taps "The Sun Never Sweats"?

Sounds like you guys are livin the good life! Easter was wack, but at least we all got to watch your mom play her lap guitar thing. Smoke that shit for me! 420 is the only day i get to enjoy any smooke.

U need a change? yeah me too...get outta dodge!

Whats up old boy? Can't wait to see your ass next month. Know this, you will have your proverbial 15 minutes of fame, but when the chips are down and the cards are played, the smoke will clear long enough to crown a new, more glorious MVP of the annual Geekfest tournament.


Confetti makers have been forced into mandatory overtime to accomodate the amount of confetti that is expected to fly when I eschew my quiet and unassuming nature long enough to claim my rightful throne as Champion of the Geekfest.


The finest smiths in the land have been tasked with fashioning your current trophy and it has been completed. You were sent a taste of it's splendor when we sent you a smoky and dimly lit picture of the plaque from the bar. So, for this, the 11th hour, you may speak of yourself and act in a manner that depicts you as the Glorious Ruler of the Never-Believers, but, as the great Maximus is wont to say, "The time for honoring thyself will soon be at an end, Highness.
"

Please do not let it depress you. All great establishments fall, afterall. Even Rome, in all of it's splendor, fell. Perhaps we can save ourselves the trouble and just award myself the trophy at the planned presentation for you instead of giving it to you. Gotta always be looking ahead, ya know? Instead, we can opt for a bit more of a practical award for you. I'm thinking... a fiddle? You can play it whilst your empire crashs in around you and as you limp away sadly into the quiet oblivion that awaits those former heroes of the Geekfest who, through the slow decay of time or onset of unfortunate circumstances, are unable to rekindle the former spirit of glory that must be upheld at all times in order to secure one's legacy in the Geekfest Hall of Fame.


The competition has never been more fierce, and I fear for you, old boy. Abrassively apathetic people have been accepting invites to this year's Geekfest in alarming numbers.
The days of winning the MVP on the back of a so

Congratulations and stay that way as I know how bad alcohol can be as I grew up with an alcoholic Dad who refused to admit that he was one. at least you have conquered that, very proud of you...

just wanted to stop by and say congrats....& Happy Easter!

~hl~

what up krusty pantz?