I hate dirty ears, earwax is not my friend, The sound of people chewing food makes me want to throw up, I brush my teeth at least 5 times a day, I love cyclists legs, I can spit like a boy thanks to my friends Vinnie and Adam's expert instruction, I'd rather have bikes than kids, I race with lipstick in my jersey pocket, I hate Florida, There's nothing better than a good quality chamois and nothing worse than a shitty one... Road rash turns me on, I forgot that one! My sister once threw a toothpaste tube at me and almost blinded me, but the eye patch I got to wear for 3 weeks was super cool! Thanks sis! I fell out of a moving car when I was three. When I got to the hospital I cried more about not being able to play with the toys in the waiting room than from the pain, I love watching people throw up and I love when they take blood at the doctor's office, I have a weakness for guys who smell good, even if they're ugly. My bike is sexier than I am, and I'm not mad about it. Fried okra is orgasmic, and cous cous is not bad either...
Something new that I hate... The sound of someone talking when they need to take a big drink of water... Does anyone know what I mean?
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