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I'm really not feeling into this. Maybe we can talk about me later. Heh, if you'd like to talk to me, let me know. You can find me on AIM at SxyBrujah or yahoo at TehDragonofBlood. My favorite national anthems are the Russian national anthem and a personal favorite, Dixie. I've always wanted to hunt mastodon sized sentient mexican food. I could carve trophies from them and make crude shelters out our their tortilla hides. And scream "I AM A STRONG MAN! ANYONE IN THIS OFFICE TAKE A RUN AT ME!" = D "I joined the Empire for 3 simple reasons. To explore new worlds, meet interesting creaures, and kill them all." Good Ol' Rebel Soldier by Major Innes Randolph, C.S.A. Oh, I'm a good old Rebel soldier, now that's just what I am; For this "Fair Land of Freedom" I do not give a damn! I'm glad I fit against it, I only wish we'd won, And I don't want no pardon for anything I done. I hates the Constitution, this "Great Republic," too! I hates the Freedman's Bureau and uniforms of blue! I hates the nasty eagle with all its brags and fuss, And the lying, thieving Yankees, I hates 'em wuss and wuss! I hates the Yankee nation and everything they do, I hates the Declaration of Independence, too! I hates the "Glorious Union" - 'tis dripping with our blood, And I hates their striped banner, and I fit it all I could. I followed old Marse Robert for four years, near about, Got wounded in three places, and starved at Point Lookout. I cotched the "roomatism" a'campin' in the snow, But I killed a chance o' Yankees, and I'd like to kill some mo'! Three hundred thousand Yankees is stiff in Southern dust! We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us. They died of Southern fever and Southern steel and shot, But I wish we'd got three million instead of what we got. I can't take up my musket and fight 'em now no more, But I ain't a'gonna love 'em, now that's for sartain sure! I do not want no pardon for what I was and am, And I won't be reconstructed, and I do not care a damn!
You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.
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You would be too drunk to even realize who you are.
You would think it's funny and laugh at
almost everything that's said to you or done.
Your friends may find it funny and pull a
prank on you like maybe place a tattoo that
says "loser" on the back of your
neck. You're the type of person who's wild
and crazy and likes to have, what you call, a
good time. Have fun, but be careful though.

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The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure


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The Joker

With your comical torture, you are the Joker. You make an attempt to take out Gotham City with knock out gas you unleash from a giant blimp. Batman soon takes control of your plans and sends you flying off a building, with only the ground to catch your fall.

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What Militaristic Historical Figure Are You?

Joan of Arc
Passionate and inspired. Dedicated to cause no matter what the consequences or odds. Willing to take unorthodox methods and revolutionize situations.

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You Are 93% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

Who I'd like to meet:

Heh, like I'm really gonna meet anyone. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving .. .. ............
Take only what you need to survive
I have Mucho friends.
The Mattman!!!

Der Hagzor

Joy to my world!

Teh Griler

Greatest Team Ever

Master Shake

King Homer!

Arch Enemy

D-Day

Tizzy

Sixguns

Ireland

Guinness

Jevanny

Amon Amarth

The Gunney!

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Hawaii, couple other places.
  • Height: 6' 0"
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Office Linebacker

Schools

  • Radford High School

    • Honolulu, HAWAII
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    1994 to 1998

Companies

  • Florida Department of Environmental Protection

    • Tallahassee, Florida US
    • AAII
    2/1/01 - 6/30/04
  • Pizza Hut

    • Tallahassee, FL US
    • Driver
    1/1/05 - 11/05/05
  • York STB

    • Tallahassee, FL US
    • AA
    12/5/06 - 3/3/06
  • KNDI Radio

    • Honolulu, FI US
    • DJ

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