Ralph
Ralph Carney
Ralph Carney Ralph!!!!!

Male
53 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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Generalcheese making,(kidding) sheparding(kidding),sitting,ye olde THANGS!!! breathing. shape shifting,reading about how Jesus never existed,daily Kos, 78's, and ,um, i forget
Musicgood music as opposed to bad music........as Roy Eldridge said "the material is immaterial"
Movieswho cares...
Television............ the home and garden channel really puts me to sleep!! which is a good thing!! public access and the weird international channel..and when i go visit my dad in ohio, i like the really over the top "Jeebus" channels, there are a lot of them there... they scare me, but i need to know who the enemy is.....
Booksthe "Christ Conspiracy" by Acharya s.,"Listen Little Man" Wilhelm Reich,"Something Wicked This Way Comes"Ray Bradbury, "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash", anything by Hen Miller, more later. I'm tired!!!!!
HeroesHogan.......(that was too easy)
Groups: Let the Party Begin! 30+URSONATEOrnette ColemanGomez Street TeamKarling Abbeygate Fan ClubAdd Me GroupLee MorseOhio Bands Unite!

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     Ralph's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:san francisco
Body type:8' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college



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About me:
I am a multi-instumentalist,but mainly a sax and clarinet guy...i mess around ..s, lap steel, uke, and ethnic do- dads, was born in Akron Ohio in da 1950's...i have been playing professionaly since 1978 when my first band "Tin Huey" got a record deal with Warner brothers. I have since recorded and toured with "the B52's,Tom Waits" was in the Tom Waits "in concert" film "BIG TIME" and I have done countless recording sessions over the years with Oranj Symphonette,Jonathan Richman,Danny Cohen, Jim White, Victoria Williams, Galaxie 500, Elvis Costello,Chuck Prophet,Penelope Houston,Marc Ribot, Swollen Monkeys, "Carney,Hild,Kramer", Daeved Allen,Allen Ginsburg, Kathy Acker,Clarinet thing,Steve Yerkey,Tipsy, William Buroughs.I am on the new "Harry Smith Project" box set and the upcoming Tom Waits "Orphans" box set..although I didn't get no money from them!!! and countless others...(i will fill them in later) I have 3 solo records out, "Ralph Sounds" "I like you(a-lot)" and "this is Ralph Carney!" my current band'"Carneyball Johnson"HAS A NEW C.D.!! it is now available at C.D.BABY.COM p.s. yes, I am Patrick Carney's(the Black Keys) uncle!!!! ....also,until we have the paypal thing going on our website"carneyballjohnson.com" you can write to us at "cbjinfo@akroncracker.com" and you can buy one there.....

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Who I'd like to meet:
John Coltrane, Spike Jones, Duke Ellington,Carolyn Jones,Elizibeth Montgomerey(i know, they are all dead!!) alive, let's see.....Karl Rove(so i could force feed him jelly donuts!! and make him listen to Carneyball Johnson for 24 hours straight) everyone on my friends list, um.um.um.... Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Robert Wyatt,Patrick Fitgerald...Acharya S. too many to list arrrrgh!!!!!



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Nov 14 2009 9:32 AM



Seasons greetings!
M. Dogs

M. Dogs



Nov 14 2009 5:07 AM

The M. Dogs will be bringin' down the house at Murf's Broadway Cocktail Lounge in Redwood City on Saturday, November 14th at 9:00!  See ya there!
DJ Monkey

DJ Monkey



Nov 10 2009 12:15 AM

3RD WORLD WAR – dj monkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_BCuw70AOs

"DJ Monkey …soul-stirring, excitingly edgy music…just disturbing (read ‘mind-f**king’) enough to demand attention. There is a whole spice rack of auditory flavors here, served up like fractured poetry on a collection of intensely listenable Hallmark cards from Hell."  Bill Margold, Cinema Seen, L.A. X..Press   

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QUU.FM

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Nov 2 2009 3:37 PM

Moin Ralph,

gutes Profilbild! Hör doch mal bei uns rein:


Cheers.
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A Brokeheart Pro

A Brokeheart Pro



Oct 28 2009 5:18 PM

patrick bowsher

patrick bowsher



Oct 26 2009 8:08 PM

trailer for KONTRAST up!! an epic short film by lazrael lison - please check it out!

SHARELLE

SHARELLE



Oct 22 2009 7:33 PM

Hi there! Help me name my new record, should it be: "Hudson in September" or "Angels at the Waterfront"? -Sharelle :)
Flash In Punk Live Shows

Flash In Punk Live Shows



Oct 16 2009 10:29 AM

M. Dogs

M. Dogs



Oct 14 2009 12:15 AM

The M. Dogs will be bringin' down the house at Murf's Broadway Cocktail Lounge in Redwood City on Friday, October 16th at 9:00!  See ya there!
Linda

Linda



Oct 8 2009 1:34 PM

greetings on this foggy, funky texas  morning.
hugz~!
Linda







above is my poor attempt at humor.

True Margrit

True Margrit



Oct 7 2009 9:58 PM




Thanks for the add! The big announcement:

The new True Margrit CD - The Juggler's Progress - is now available for pre-order, along with t-shirts and artwork, photo and drumheads, as we get ready for our monthlong tour of the Great Northwest! Check it out here: http://bit.ly/7Cu8J

Look for us in Washington, Oregon and California between October 15 and November 15, when our tour wraps up with the big show at San Francisco's best rock club, Bottom of the Hill! For the complete show schedule, check here: http://bit.ly/1UgGqQ
Celtic Myth Podshow

Gary and Ruth



Sep 19 2009 8:55 PM

Thank You!

We just dropped by to say Thank You for the Add and wish you All The Best!

Gary & Ruth
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Sep 4 2009 1:57 PM


hey, how's your summer going?
We are finally ready to start promoting my 'I Surrender' single with my album, 'Ella Trip' coming right after -yey!! What d'ya think to the video teaser?
Please drop by my page & comment on the new 'I Surrender' remixes as well, I'd love to know what u think of all the newness!
Peace & Love 
 
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the peculiar pretzelmen

the peculiar pretzelmen



Sep 1 2009 4:30 AM

Peculiar Pretzelmadness descends on San Francisco Tuesday night at Hemlock Tavern. Stomping and hollering with old and true comrades in arms, Deathat and Corpus Collasum! $7! 
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Sep 1 2009 2:37 AM

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Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Aug 29 2009 8:44 AM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Sorry for not having been in touch awhile - been rather busy!

Just wanted to say that your valued friendship continues to be appreciated.

Have you checked out my MySpace and www.faberoptime.com recently?
Oh and did you subscribe for my free (infrequent, no spam!) newsletter?

You might also enjoy watching some of my latest films:

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Lily Taylor

Lily Taylor



Aug 12 2009 3:59 AM

Lily Taylor at Koko's
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The Gomorran Social Aid & Pleasure Club



Aug 9 2009 10:54 PM

Hey Hey - Our record comes out this week at Bottom of the Hill. Hope to see you.


The Gomorran Social Aid and Pleasure Club Record Release with:
Khi Darag!
Brian Kenney Fresno
DJ K-Tel
Last Night's Fling All Star Burlesque

Friday Aug 14th at 9:30pm
Bottom of the Hill
1233 17th St, San Francisco, CA
$10 ticket, 21+
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Jul 22 2009 6:56 PM

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M. Dogs

M. Dogs



Jul 17 2009 7:53 PM

Tonight!!!  The M. Dogs will be returning to Murf’s Broadway Cocktail Lounge in beautiful Downtown Redwood City!

Murf's is located about a block off of Broadway at 700 Winslow Street at the corner of Marshall.

Showtime is 9:00 PM, and we are looking forward to rocking the house ’till 1:00 AM! Hope to see you there!

Here’s the website to the Broadway Cocktail Lounge... http://www. murfsbroadwaycocktaillounge.com/
Lily Taylor

Lily Taylor



May 2 2009 6:54 AM

Lily Taylor at the Climate Theater
Izzy Cox

Izzy Cox



Apr 29 2009 7:41 PM

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GuardianDemon

GuardianDemon



Apr 18 2009 8:48 AM

Thanks for adding me, Love Tin Huey, the Waitresses and The B-52's

So much in fact this sunday is Patty Donahue Day on my Show. The First of many. This one is to celebrate her Bitrhday that I missed.

Cheers
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