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cheese making,(kidding) sheparding(kidding),sitting,ye olde THANGS!!! breathing. shape shifting,reading about how Jesus never existed,daily Kos, 78's, and ,um, i forgetMusic
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............ the home and garden channel really puts me to sleep!! which is a good thing!! public access and the weird international channel..and when i go visit my dad in ohio, i like the really over the top "Jeebus" channels, there are a lot of them there... they scare me, but i need to know who the enemy is.....Books
the "Christ Conspiracy" by Acharya s.,"Listen Little Man" Wilhelm Reich,"Something Wicked This Way Comes"Ray Bradbury, "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash", anything by Hen Miller, more later. I'm tired!!!!!Heroes
Hogan.......(that was too easy)
Latest Blog Entries
- Feb 13, 2008 2:08 AM a good idea maybe..
- Jul 18, 2007 5:01 PM the hollow earth
- Sep 9, 2005 10:56 PM cattle call/sword play
- Sep 1, 2005 10:44 PM Fat's alive!!
- Aug 30, 2005 9:17 PM wind and water....
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About me:
I am a multi-instumentalist,but mainly a sax and clarinet guy...i mess around ..s, lap steel, uke, and ethnic do- dads, was born in Akron Ohio in da 1950's...i have been playing professionaly since 1978 when my first band "Tin Huey" got a record deal with Warner brothers. I have since recorded and toured with "the B52's,Tom Waits" was in the Tom Waits "in concert" film "BIG TIME" and I have done countless recording sessions over the years with Oranj Symphonette,Jonathan Richman,Danny Cohen, Jim White, Victoria Williams, Galaxie 500, Elvis Costello,Chuck Prophet,Penelope Houston,Marc Ribot, Swollen Monkeys, "Carney,Hild,Kramer", Daeved Allen,Allen Ginsburg, Kathy Acker,Clarinet thing,Steve Yerkey,Tipsy, William Buroughs.I am on the new "Harry Smith Project" box set and the upcoming Tom Waits "Orphans" box set..although I didn't get no money from them!!! and countless others...(i will fill them in later) I have 3 solo records out, "Ralph Sounds" "I like you(a-lot)" and "this is Ralph Carney!" my current band'"Carneyball Johnson"HAS A NEW C.D.!! it is now available at C.D.BABY.COM p.s. yes, I am Patrick Carney's(the Black Keys) uncle!!!! ....also,until we have the paypal thing going on our website"carneyballjohnson.com" you can write to us at "cbjinfo@akroncracker.com" and you can buy one there..... ....
Who I'd like to meet:
John Coltrane, Spike Jones, Duke Ellington,Carolyn Jones,Elizibeth Montgomerey(i know, they are all dead!!) alive, let's see.....Karl Rove(so i could force feed him jelly donuts!! and make him listen to Carneyball Johnson for 24 hours straight) everyone on my friends list, um.um.um.... Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Robert Wyatt,Patrick Fitgerald...Acharya S. too many to list arrrrgh!!!!!Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: san francisco
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 8' 0" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Black / African descent
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college














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10 of 48MoreHi,
new album now available on itunes.
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hi, how's life? hope this finds you doing well. i've been busy on a new video for 'dreamkiller - spidatrax remix'...
http://youtube.com/patevideo
thanks for adding this music page! this is good morning san francisco - the title sequence for 'of men and angels' (sundance film festival)
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Hey Ralph

As a friend of mine I wanted to let you know that my Award Winning Song "Ricks Seat" is now available to DOWNLOAD for FREE!
I know , I know, I am just TOO good to you! ;)
Simply click the link below then click the "download" button and hey presto! One Happy iPod!
Sefton
If you can't see the facebook link then go to
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sefton/8091877079
Hey you... I'm wishing you a fantastic weekend, and many good things! I'm working on getting my butt over to the Bay Area to hang and do some shows... What venue should I do? Hotel Utah in S.F.? :) Intimate acoustic setting is what I'm looking for. Peace, love, and I hope you dig it. -Sharelle
On Sunday, July 4th!!!... the M. Dogs will be playing their infectious variety of rock n' roll, blues and R&B in the fair city of Belmont, California at the famous Concert in the Park... Twin Pines Park to be exact!
Here are the particulars... and tell all your friends!
When?... Sunday, July 4th, from 1: 00 - 4:00 PM
Where?:... Twin Pines Park Meadow
Twin Pines Lane... Right off of Ralston Avenue
Belmont, California 94002
Refreshments Will be Available for purchase!... You don't even have to pack your own picnic basket!
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www.frankademille.com