The Accessories

Bio:

THE BAND WHO WANTS IT ALL BUT HAS A DEPRESSIVE AGORAPHOBIC SINGER WHO CAN'T MAKE IT FURTHER THAN A HUNDRED YARDS FROM THE HOUSE WITHOUT COLLAPSING IN A COLD SWEAT AND WHO, ER, "DISLIKES CROWDS". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Every time we have a breakthrough, i know a relapse is around the corner. The gigs I have managed were huge bolts of clarity in an otherwise greywashed claustrophobic world. I truly felt alive for the first time on stage. The hope i cling to is that the draw of the bright lights will prove sufficient to drag me to freedom. I dream of a crowd that have not so much come to hear good music but that realise that what is about to happen is the rebirth of a soul. Then see me fly..." said Graeme pretentiously, when no one had actually asked. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you attended the legendary Every Room Of The House Tour you may have to wait a while for the next as the extension lead was stolen. Until then, this is the only way you will get to here our tunes- which could be the biggest blessing of all... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YEAH WE COULD GET ANOTHER SINGER BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH A MICROWAVE. START PUTTING ADS OUT FOR SINGERS WITH MICROWAVES AND YOUR'E THROWING GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD" Kathryn ....

Member Since:

February 22, 2006

Members:

Graeme Low "The Problem" Kathryn Bye Wally Range

Influences:

Biggest influences is the continuing and ever-changing medical condition of the (necessarily) enigmatic frontman! Other than that, all music has it's place (apart from Country which is 1 syllable too long).

Sounds Like:

"Ozzy Ozbourne sings Kanye West singing REM with Stone Roses and Half Man Half Biscuit messing around in the background with an umbrella"