avoiding my problems, ignoring capitalization, carrot juice and bourbon, pool, life cereal, the new york mets, fighting moustache battles, seventies cuban poster art, pining for my ex's, being G in the B, inventing cocktails and naming them after obscure utility infielders of the mid-eighties, talking about beards, letting Bill Cosby narrate my inner dialogue, making poor decisions, fixing my car with tape, sleeping, judging beer by its bottle, basketball, and getting myself ensnared in akward social situations as a result of my poor decision making.
About me: who is steve dodge, exactly? he was bit by a radio active spider. he's everything you've ever wanted, but much less so. he's the ghost who walks, the last dragon. the manny-faces of a thousand faces. give him an inch and he's ok with just that. he's johnny utah, former ohio state quarterback. he's many things, yet shallow as a fourteen year old girl at a slumber party who didn't really think she'd get invited because all the cool girls are there, so she went even though she told one of her good friends she'd go over to her house and watch "lost", but i mean, really, it's on every week. He's like a power hitter who keeps bunting for no reason. If coach had just put him in they'd have won state. He plays poker with tarot cards. He knows more about Rusty Staub then you know about yourself. Also he's a bartender who lives on phinney ridge in scenic seattle, wa
Who I'd like to meet: My Match, Keith Hernandez, Joe Halderman, Zardoz, William Gibson, Baby Jesus, Judas, Bob Dodge, anyone who can get me free burgers, David Byrne, Mick Collins, Trotsky, Nick G, Howard Johnson, underage girls with a thing for aimless, yet stunningly handsome, bartenders living in the pacific northwest, Charlie Sheen circa Red Dawn, Bob Dodge, Bob Barker, myself, Mr.Met, The girl who works tuesday afternoons @ island video on Greenwood, chuck klosterman, Mr.Hetzer, Mr.Mills - in an all male bath house - preferably turkish, Adam Leon at a Keg, Mike Tierney in all my wildest deams, Joe File, Tony Tuttle, and Baby Jesus
WORK AND SWEAT AND WORK MUTHAFUKA! HELLO DODGE, HOW ARE U? GOOD? GOOD... WANNA GET HYPHEY PERHAPS EVEN CRUNK? RHETORICAL, OF COURSE YOU DO GOOGLE "OGREPINT" AND WATCH THE POCARI SWEAT VIDEO! DO IT! OKAY BYE!
Hello Mr. Noodle- I am raising money for a project in Africa to help orphans. Could you pass this link along to your friends and family to see if anyone is interested in helping out? I really appreciate you helping me get the word out!
I got big plans for gettin' my hands on that World Title. I've put in, hoping to get a sanction to strip the belt off HBK and stage a round-robin tournament to show who's the real champion. The time for evasion has come and gone. Those unlucky oncomers who step between those ropse and get inside the squared-circle with me, in no time they will be stripped of all dignity, begging BW for mercy. That title's going to be around my waist and I'd love to see that lowlife Canadian Bacon, the Unknown Man, and especially that no good tag partner of mine, Spoed. That boy's gearin' up for a second circumcision, a full lobotomy... And that goes for the rest of ya's who ain't even worth namin'. I spit on you, and your parents down your distant relatives. Suck on a dead dog's dick.
Yeah im still alive. Livin the dream, but texas is not very cool i think they aim to lynch me!
so ill be back in seattle in about a month. how have you been?
NICK: I'M ASLEEP
DODGE: HEY BERES.
FRANK: I HAD ONE.
NICK: I'M ASLEEP
FRANK: I'M ONE
NICK: I'M ASLEEP
DODGE: IS IT A "MEGAWATT" LASER, DOCTOR?
DR. KAGAEMON: IT HAS THE POWER TO LEVEL THE CITY
BERES: THEN WE'LL HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL
Occasionally I like to stop by the women's rest room at The Park Pub, just so I can reflect on the "I love Steve Dodge's balls" comments scribbled on the wall....
dodge!!! we miss u soooooo much on the ridge!!! Hope all is well in Portland...Kelsey and I might come and visit soon...and this band I like Sweatshop Union is playing in Bend on aug. 30....the pub sucks without u...I mean its okay....but I think my belly's gotten bigger from lack of lausging so much!!! Ur the best dude...love the look on the first pic...u should box that up and sell it....
