Myself, music, movies, humping, crackin on the whole human race, and spending countless hours trying to levitate and control chi energy. I also am obssessed with Philadelphia Cheesesteaks and Gary Coleman.
I enjoy peeing on people's feet in the next stall. I enjoy ripping farts as loud as they can be, alone and in huge crowds. I actually enjoy sniffing my own farts. You ever itch your ass and then smell your fingers. They taste weird after that too.
I enjoy staring at human atrocities and the handicapped like I am in complete shock and disgust. When I get introduced to one, I shake their hand and purposely use a wetnap right after. I like to imitate them, in front of them. They need to know how utterly dumb they sound and disgusting they are. It's just me giving back to society. I always feel like I helped someone out after that and that feeling is good. But not as good as smacking one around when noone is looking.
I am very interested in pissing in people's drinks when they leave the room.
I also like long walks on the beach.
I hate criminals though. I always ask a stinkin sweat spine if they have a green card. If not, I tackle them and turn them in. That's illegal.
I like putting cigarettes out on my balls and hearing myself scream and then smelling my burnt flesh.
I enjoy rubbing little kid's faces in cat litter when noone is around.
I love asking a blind person if I can help them cross the road, and then I knock them down, take their cane and run when we get halfway.
I love titty twisting old ladies who survived breast cancer.
I love dressing up hamsters in orange jumpsuits and then violating them with toothpicks. If a hamster even looks like it might snitch, I shank it.
I love gargling menstrual. It's good for your teeth, mind & body. Fuck the spirit.
Def Leppard was a good band for 17 seconds. I pay tribute to the gift they gave us by running around my house with one arm and then I pour sugar on myself.
I love dressing as a woman, going downtown and randomly accusing people of trying to steal my purse. Than I mace them and stun gun them in a crowd.
I like leaving my shit in the toilet for everyone to look at because I try to shape them as they come out.
I enjoy putting my finger in different animals to see how different they smell.
I enjoy frolf. He lives in my basement.
Music
Slaves of Shiva
5 Hand Gang
Trype
Restroom Apocolypse
My Naked Grandmother
Superphonic Theory
Life of Agony
Marilyn Manson
Type O Negative
NIN
Uranium 235
Pist On
Mental Hippie Blood
Misfits
GWAR
Kids of Whidney High
KHZ
Movies
Porn, Orgazmo, Dumb and Dumber, Officer Munoz, Anything with Kung Fu, Snuff, Halloween 1 & 2, Escape from NY, Billy Jack, Anything with Bruce Lee is the bible, Something about Mary, Meet the Parents, The Boy's Life, Rawhead Rex, Fridat the 13th, Fade to Black, Humanoids from the Deep, osemary's Baby, Amityville 2, Loaded Weapon, Kill or be Killed, Wesley Cougar, The Long Road Home, Casino, Goodfellas, Anything with Lipstick Lesbians, Howard Stern's New Year's rotten eve.
Television
Reality TV. I love to watch other people suffer. Kenny Vs. Spenny is awesome. Surface. Justice League of America. Charles Manson Interviews. I would love to see the live execution of innocent people or Barbara Walters.
Books
Marvel
The Illuminati
The Necronomicon
Sauder Furniture Instruction Manuals.
and anything that has a gold binding.
Heroes
My cock & Me
Shang Chi
Bruce Lee
Mr. Hankey
Female strippers
Sho Nuff, The Shogun of Harlem
Lo Pan
Ron Jeremy
Nikki Tyler
Almost making the list is Chris Farley and Mathew Perry.
Come check us out at the Billiard Club Saturday July 26th for our very 1st show! I am sooooooo pumped! See you all there!
I am an asshole. I love making fun of everyone, including the handicapped and retarded. I don't even care what ethnicity you are. Your all a bunch of pricks to me. Except for the ladies. Women love me. They just can't get enough. Sure, I look like a stinkin hippie, but I know how to work a woman over and bring her to total tranquility without even removing an article of clothing yet. I am just that awesome. Did you feel that? Yea, that's my chi penis. You like that, don't you? You little dirty bitch! Uh Huh! Wait, I am married now and boring. Ignore all this. GOD DAMN, I WAS AWESOME!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
The question should be, People who would like to meet me, in which case there isn't enough space here to list them.
I'm not throwing anything anywhere. It's just funny. I'm not mad about the spillage, it was after all the pics and video were done, and it was just a comical event.
Well I was serious about the party, except it is going to be at my house, and I was serious about the cheesesteaks,but again, at my house! I hope the Steelers lose! I don't really care about the Cards., but I have to pick the lesser of two evils...so they get my vote.
♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥, ♥but i can cry with u♥.
♥If one day u want to run away♥-- ♥dont be afraid to call me♥.
♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥...... ♥but i can run with u♥.
♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥..... ♥call me♥.
♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥.
♥But one day if u call♥...... ♥and there is no anwser♥..... ♥come fast to see me♥.
♥Perhaps i need you♥.
♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥, ♥or how close you are♥, ♥and send it to the person who sent it to you♥.
♥Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥.
♥Remember♥, ♥everyone needs a friend♥, ♥dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like♥, ♥ because the one u like will leave u for the one they love♥.
♥tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning♥.
♥ tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain♥.
♥you will have bad luck for 10 years♥, ♥if you don't pass this on to 15 people♥.
♥if u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares" send dis to 13 people if u get 2-6 ur cool if u get 6-12 dam everybody cares for
