Jon Ayala
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Jon Ayala
- Fresno, California, US
- Last Login: 11/21/2009
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Music Player
Interests
General
Making things with my own two hands. F-the instructions. I can read them later after I mess upMusic
I listen to anything that has a good beat and no cow bells. Those things are just embarassing.Movies
Little Miss Sunshine, Forty-Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Debbie Does Dallas (doh! how did that get there), ET, Matrix 1, Gladiator, Forrest Gump, the last 10 minutes of the Fast and the Furious, Vanilla Sky, Rocky 4 the one with the russian guy he hit that guy 26 times or something and the guy didnt die. TOP GUN!!! Aww yeah 3rd grade baby@!@@! and BIG first booby Scene remember BKTelevision
UFC.Books
the only book ive read from cover to cover is WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. Those damn racoons!!! Where the Wild Things Are. (didnt have to read that though)Heroes
My parents, LISA's Parents, Chinos Mom, Bks Mom ( i mean Sylvia) haha, and Wolver-fing-rine you got a problem with that?
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: FRESNO, CA
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 7" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Profashional Wrastler
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Schools
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California State University-Fresno
- Fresno,California
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Art - Graphic Design Option
2001 to 2004 -
Clovis West High
- Fresno,California
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1994 to 1998
Latest Blog Entries
- Oct 21, 2008 9:14 AM Check out this event: T R I N I T Y : Art Hop
- Apr 24, 2008 8:45 PM Check out this event: Art by Ayala.. Music by Johnny Q and Young Old Man
- Feb 2, 2008 10:35 AM It finally happened.
- Dec 28, 2007 6:09 PM She
- Dec 3, 2007 7:31 PM Steeple Chase
Blurbs
About me:
"Fallen"
"In the heart of Happy Isles (yosemite bridge)"
"Please dont tap on the glass!" - Jon Ayala 2008 Come see it at the "Trinity" Show this Thursday November 6,2008 
Sometimes you need to have the rug pulled out from underneath you to understand what is really important. Shit happens and then you move on, but what makes your life worth moving on? Why do I want to wake up in the morning? Im still trying to answer these questions. Luckily I've got some damn good friends and family to keep it all going. (Did that sound like a beginning of a crappy sitcom?) Check out my artwork. Its all for sale!!! Message me.
"In loving memory - Dia de los muertos"
"the sky is falling!"
Who I'd like to meet:
A beautiful girl that will sing me to sleep. Jesse James. Chip Foose. Royce Gracie. Miguel Duhamel. Michael Jordan. Tiger Woods. Bill Gates. Paul Sr. Giselle. Marisa Tomei.
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Comments
Nov 28 2009 3:26 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Karaoke is back @ Thai Palms TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT! Finish up that Black Friday shopping and come get a drink with your family and friends alike! Come hang out with ours! REAL FUN CROWD! This Holiday Weekend is just getting started! Were not tryin to slow down on a Friday, neither should you! $1, $2, & $4 drink specials all night!
aaron (559)760-1798 info
Nov 26 2009 3:00 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Happy ThanksDrinking Day! Tonight is the biggest Drinkin day OF THE YEAR! Thai Palms(Palm/Nees) is Welcoming all friends and family to join us For the Thanksgiving Comedy Bash! Starts @ 8p! 10 comedians and unlimited $1 beers! Also $5 pitchers and $4 Kamikaz's!
CALL ME FOR CHEAP TICKETS TO ANY OF THESE EVENTS!
aaron (559)760-1798
Nov 17 2009 6:24 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
WEDNESDAY NIGHT-
Thats right folks! This week is blowin up at Thai Palms! We have the HOTTEST, MOST FUN WEDNESDAY in Fresno right now! With $1 PBRs, $5 pitchers, and $4 Kamakazes "Comics Gone Wild" Comedy Happy Hour from 9p to close brings between 100-150 ppl every Wednesday! We have OVER 30 COMEDIANS trying to get on the mic every week and only 10 get to perform! We also Have this weeks SPECIAL GUEST HEADLINER David Northrop in town from San Diego. David has been traveling all over the nation with his comedy and has been attracting heads left and right with his performances in the uniquely entertaining hip-hop group "Argyle Pimps"! This night of fun only costs $5 @ the door!
THURSDAY NIGHT-
The uniqely Entertaining Hip-hop group from Southern California "Argyle Pimps" LIVE @ THAI PALMS! One night only! With their amazing calibur of talent and the exploding fan base here in Fresno, these entertainers put on the most fun and exciting live act you can witness in the Central Valley! Both performers, (David and Jaime), are originally from Fresno and love showin hometown love everytime they can! Along with this show, we will be having a few comedians to entertain you between sets! Don't miss this show! It starts at 8p and we keep goin all night! Only $5 to get in!
FRIDAY/SATURDAY
"Knights of Comedy" This show needs no introduction. The valley and many publications have now recognized this venue as Fresno's Premier Comedy Club because of this bi-weekly show! Bringing Acts from major shows such as COMEDY CENTRAL, BET Comicview, Improv Comedy Clubs, Laugh Factory, The Appollo, Jaimie Foxxs Laffapaloosa, Latino Laugh Festiva
Nov 11 2009 6:57 PM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
This Wednesday night we have OVER 30 comedians tryin to get on the mic and perform for you! Also this week we have 4 new comedians plus the funniest most ambitious talent the Valley has to offer! Also, Mike Wirts(Int'l traveling comic , Out of El Paso Texas, and workin the West Coast circuits) Come join us at 9P! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door
Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Nov 4 2009 6:19 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Check out this youtube clip of Honest John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsbUWUUPSQ
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door
Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Nov 4 2009 5:42 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Check out this youtube clip of Honest John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsbUWUUPSQ
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door
Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Oct 28 2009 4:29 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY!!
Thai Palms Halloween Party on Oct. 31st doors open @ 8p!!
Alright ya'll! We got the hottest sexiest costume party in the Valley for Halloween!!!! We have "Out of Order" Adult Novelty store Co-hosting this years WICKED FANTASY COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND COSTUME CONTEST!! Red Carpet Entrance and Professional Photo Shoot! With 15 Female models and 5 Male models to walk the runway with the hottest adult erotic costume collection, DeJavu mixin on the 1's n 2's all night!! OVER 1,000 LASER BEAMS(synchronized w the beats), Blacklighting, Strobe lighting, Fog machines, and 10ft VIDEO MIXING!! Free handouts all night: Adult novelty gifts, freaky drinks, and BEDROOM FANTASY SWING!!!
Also offering Hair coloring, Facials, Waxing, Permenant Make-up, eyelash perms, and Nails!!
DON'T FORGET THE Mr. & Mrs. Costume Contest
Wednsday Nights @ Thai Palms are now the funnest Newest thing in Fresno!! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! With 8 comedians each night, 1 Headline Comic, Yours Truely, Aaron Stewart as Host, $1beers, $5 pitchers, and 120+ ppl EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! The whole show starts at 9p sharp! 3 new Valley Comics, and some of Fresno's Finest performers!
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Oct 26 2009 3:27 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY!!
Thai Palms Halloween Party on Oct. 31st doors open @ 8p!!
Alright ya'll! We got the hottest sexiest costume party in the Valley for Halloween!!!! We have "Out of Order" Adult Novelty store Co-hosting this years WICKED FANTASY COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND COSTUME CONTEST!! Red Carpet Entrance and Professional Photo Shoot! With 15 Female models and 5 Male models to walk the runway with the hottest adult erotic costume collection, DeJavu mixin on the 1's n 2's all night!! OVER 1,000 LASER BEAMS(synchronized w the beats), Blacklighting, Strobe lighting, Fog machines, and 10ft VIDEO MIXING!! Free handouts all night: Adult novelty gifts, freaky drinks, and BEDROOM FANTASY SWING!!!
Also offering Hair coloring, Facials, Waxing, Permenant Make-up, eyelash perms, and Nails!!
DON'T FORGET THE Mr. & Mrs. Costume Contest
Wednsday Nights @ Thai Palms are now the funnest Newest thing in Fresno!! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! With 8 comedians each night, 1 Headline Comic, Yours Truely, Aaron Stewart as Host, $1beers, $5 pitchers, and 120+ ppl EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! The whole show starts at 9p sharp! 3 new Valley Comics, and some of Fresno's Finest performers!
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Oct 23 2009 10:43 PM
THURSDAY OCT. 29TH
☆ALi G.☆™ and Frankye Legend
When:
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Where:
Aqua Shi
1144 E. Champlain Dr.
Fresno
93720
Description:
For $10 Pre-Sale Tickets Contact ALi G. or Frankye Legend
Click Here To View Event
Oct 17 2009 12:01 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for THIS SHOW and our HALLOWEEN COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND FANTASY BALL! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 16 2009 8:15 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for THIS SHOW and our HALLOWEEN COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND FANTASY BALL! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 13 2009 11:49 PM
Every Weds. @ ROE
Sat. Oct. 17th @ AQUA SHI
Oct 12 2009 8:31 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 12 2009 5:26 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 7 2009 4:12 PM
Oct 2 2009 5:37 PM
Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time!
Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!!
check out this youtube clip too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM
Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Oct 2 2009 9:19 AM
Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time!
Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!!
check out this youtube clip too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM
Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Sep 30 2009 9:58 PM
Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time!
Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!!
check out this youtube clip too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM
Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Sep 19 2009 11:59 PM
Sep 18 2009 9:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81puJ1Ucfjc
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTyu3sLEA
Sep 17 2009 9:40 PM
Sep 16 2009 12:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81puJ1Ucfjc
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTyu3sLEA
Sep 6 2009 3:43 AM
Sep 6 2009 3:25 AM
Sep 1 2009 9:25 PM
This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798