jamie

verything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, the roof the roof is on fire, we dont need no water let the mofo burn, burn mofo, burn

hey jamie -- do you think ou could message me your mailing address? thanks!

Hey pumpkin! I miss you!

Hi! Saw your dad this week when I was having dinner @ a sushi place ... he's such a doll! Hope you are doing well! :-)

Dude.
I ate a Gingerbread boob today

dude, when did you deck out your page? and are those strawberries in the background?!?!
I love you, weirdo!

when did you start smoking??? did you always smoke? what has NY done to Jamie!!! hope you're doing well!