David
David The weirdest person on earth

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26 years old
Bernie, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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    David's Interests
Generalmusic, movies, tatoos, piercing, cooking, and everthing fun except television and magazines. The vast majority of television only serves to alter your perceptions of what is right. I believe magazines are the root of the downfall of American society.
MusicIn no particular order - Insane Clown Posse, Slayer, Jonny Cash, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Twisted, Rob Zombie, Alien Ant Farm, Blink 182, Fat Boy Slim, Pink, NickelBack, Korn, Three Days Grace, and a whole lot more.
MoviesV For Vendetta, The Alien Quadrilogy, The Whole nine yard, the entire Star Trek series, Dogma, Snatch, The Lord of the Rings, Bourne Identity, Mr. Deeds, The Die Hard Trilogy, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow, Jackie Chan's Drunken Master, A Clockwork Orange, and last but not least, Debbie Does Dallas.
Televisionnone
BooksI like Issac Asimov, Stephen King, J.R.R Tolkien, Ray Bradbury, Margaret Weiss, and Tracy Hicks.
HeroesThe guy who invented Miller Lite, and my dog Baxter
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:David H
Birthday:August 13, 1983
Birthplace:Poplar Bluff, MO
Current Location:Dexter, MO
Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:black
Height:5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:drunken Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:Fuzzy Puppy Slippers
Your Weakness:chocolate
Your Fears:clowns
Your Perfect Pizza:cheese, bacon, and Italian sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:what's up dude?
Thoughts First Waking Up:gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature:I have a nice ass
Your Bedtime:whenever the caffiene high dies down
Your Most Missed Memory:my first Playboy magazine. hmmm.
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino!!!!
Do you Smoke:yes
Do you Swear:hell yes
Do you Sing:hell no
Do you Shower Daily:yeah, who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love:*sighs* yep
Do you want to go to College:currently attending college
Do you want to get Married:nope
Do you belive in yourself:most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
Do you think you are Attractive:just my ass
Are you a Health Freak:nope
Do you get along with your Parents:nope
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes I do
Do you play an Instrument:guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:nothing but
In the past month have you Smoked:a pack a day
In the past month have you been on Drugs:not this month
In the past month have you gone on a Date:nope, too busy with college
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:sadly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage:sadly, yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:nope
Ever been Drunk:and how!
Ever been called a Tease:just once
Ever been Beaten up:yep
Ever Shoplifted:yep
How do you want to Die:I want to fall screaming from a parachuting malfunction
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I am grown up, and I still don't know
What country would you most like to Visit:New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:any
Favourite Hair Color:any
Short or Long Hair:any
Height:shorter than me
Weight:lighter than me
Best Clothing Style:any
Number of Drugs I have taken:a few
Number of CDs I own:to many to count
Number of Piercings:three
Number of Tattoos:nine
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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     David's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dexter, MO
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:student

   David's Schools
Bernie High
Bernie,Missouri
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

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The people who know me best consider me to be one of the weirdest persons on earth. I am a walking oxymoron. I was raised Christian Babtist, but I am an Atheist. I am a comic book reading nerd, but I am also an Iraq War veteran. I am an intelligent guy, but I am extremely naive in some areas. Anyways, enough about me, now for some common sense advice for all the dumbasses in the world. I just wish that people would show more common sense. If you are fat, don't sue McDonalds. Buy a treadmill. If you get fired for being lazy, don't complain about Mexicans stealing your job. They probably work harder than you. If your kids are doing badly in school, they don't need ritalin. They need your help!
Who I'd like to meet:
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Critter

Critter



Sep 2 2007 6:11 AM

Holla at me! How you been?
Critter

Critter



Sep 16 2006 5:11 PM

Sup dude! Just showin' some love! Holler at me, bro!!!
M@nDa♥

M@nDa♥



Aug 24 2006 2:58 AM

hey looky there...i stole ur comment virginity! by the way...thanks for the add!
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