Arts and Farts and Crafts! Soup, backgammon, Painting, making jewelry, listening to music, taking naps,watching movies, swimming, smiling, beer tastes good. Hijinks, mayhem. The amazing downfall of Britney Spears makes me smile....
Music
The Dead, White Stripes, Fiona Apple, Beck, Janis Joplin, Phish, Bob Marley, Rusted Root, Bob Dylan, The Aggrolites, Burning Spear, Tracy Bonham, The Beatles (not the pop stuff) Feist, Amy Winehouse, Hot Rize,Gov't Mule, Fast Food Junkies, The Wandering Minstrel Society, TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS, The Dead (I know how predictable)Widespread Panic, Cibo Matto, It's hard to sit down and think about this.....
Movies
The 70's Freaky Friday, Pan's Labrynth and the David Bowie Labrynth, In her Shoe's (stop Laughing) Casino, All the Indiana Jones Movies (especially Temple of Doom) Vegas Vacation, National Lampoon's Vacation, The Brave Little Toaster, The Last Unicorn, The Frida movie, Hostel 1&2 (I like the way the 2nd one ended)Superbad, Step Brother's, Wall-e (great message in that one, DON'T LITTER or you will get fat)
Television
Family Guy, The Office, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, The Bad Girls Club, Kathy Griffen; D-List (again stop laughing) Weeds, Sex in the City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (shut it)
Books
Do people still have time to read? Well, I love Hunter S, Hello Vodka? It's me Chelsea.
Heroes
Me, of course I am AWESOME, My Mom she's gorgeous, Kisu she pulled a baby out of a burning building once. Leslie Nielson, for obvious reasons.Amy Sedaris. Jerri Blank, she's over come so much.
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About me: Hmmm..... Me..? Well,
I was born a baby. I am 24 a mom, a friend, I dunno, I guess I'm pretty grown up.
I like mac'n cheese, if you follow the directions. I don't like following directions. I also don't like fat people who act cold, especially in the grocery store. God that's mean. I also hate it when women talk about their baby's age in months, like oh he's 36 months.... No honey he's 3. Ummm..... I like hang'n out. I like to play out side planting flowers is pretty fun. My job is okay, people are pretty neurotic. Not me of course.
I am also I huge fan of sexual innuendo (insert In your "indo" joke here) and when I was 19 I aspired to be arrested for Mayhem, I think that would still be interesting. Oh yeah, no milk will ever be our milk.
What happened to all the cheese?
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Who I'd like to meet: Bob Dylan, Frida Kahlo (not just because I saw the movie, I love and respect her) Thurgood and Kisu in utero, me when i was 10 (I bet I was ADORABLE)
mista! mista! get me outta here! and i shit you not, about four spots underneath your status update, my friend tyler posted "i could trouble you for a nice glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!" its a happy gilmore day, fo shizzle =)
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
