Beff

www.myspace.com/62280884
  • Elizabeth Elmwood

  • 34 / Female
  • NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana, US
  • Last Login: 8/12/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: New Orleans
  • Body type: 5' 2" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Shiftless Jerkoff

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About me:

I can't be arsed to keep a full profile on every social networking site out there, so there's not much to see here. I prefer the cleaner layout of Facebook anyway -- less flashy, browser-crashing ADD teenage crap. If you need a rundown of my favorite books, movies, albums and teevee shows, you can find it over there. Yes, I know some of you won't go near Facebook out of privacy concerns, but my hatred of cheesy dating site advertisements outweighs my fear for my privacy, so I don't do a whole lot with this MySpace profile. If I were secretive, I'd have no truck with social networking in the first place. Anyhoo, Facebook is still a better way to get in touch with me, since MySpace's mechanism for changing one's e-mail address relies on the old one not being dead and bouncing all confirmations that it gets. Barring that, go look at my last blog entry if you just want an e-mail address that works.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'm just looking keep in touch with people I already know. Besides, the Interweb doesn't adequately convey every facet of my sunny fucking personality, so you can't know me only from a MySpace profile.

Comments

Displaying 8 of 8 comments
  • Dec 3 2008 6:10 PM

    Happy (upcoming) birthday hon-
    Hope you get to have your cake and eat it too;see ya at the galleries
  • Oct 9 2008 6:02 PM

    Older lady getting drunk, krunk,<br />, rude comment picture, pictures, funny pictures, funny comment pictures for Myspace,insult, insulting picture, off the chain, mikeink.com








    the funniest pictures on the internet

  • Sep 16 2008 11:49 PM

    Was great! Here's a blurry & sideways reminder...
  • Sep 15 2008 7:00 PM

    geez.. for someone who is adept at computers I'm seriously inept at keeping up on social networks. No the kitty was an ex-gf of mine. It was after I paid to get a malignant growth removed (I admit I have a huge soft spot for cats now) and the "wife beater" he had to wear to keep him from possibly opening the stitches. He was a persnickety kitty to begin with and I really feel his expression is just priceless.
  • Aug 28 2008 6:03 AM

    Im bunkerin down for Gustov-if yall want or need any help call on Paramecieum boy to be captain save a ho.
  • May 8 2008 7:31 AM

    So when do I get to be your bitch!?!
  • Dec 20 2007 3:32 PM

    Happy belated birthday! We are now the same age!
  • Dec 14 2006 5:34 AM

    Dont know if you got my last message. Every time I tried to send it an error message came up.
    here is a copy of what I tried to send.

    If you check your messages in time I want to get in touch with you if you have the time and get together over a few beers or something. I'll be in town friday-sat & if I party too hard I'll be around til sunday.
    My number is >>> Ask charie

    Hope to hear from you!