THE AMAZING RANDO's Blog

This is the greatest and best blog in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said: 

 Write the best blog in the world, or I'll eat your soul.  

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said...  Okay. 

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Blog in the World, it was The Best Blog in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:  
Be you angels? 
And we said,  Nay. We are but men. 

This is not The Greatest Blog in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Blog in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, to The Greatest Blog in the World,                                  

It was The Greatest Blog in the World, 
It was the best muthafuckin' blog, the greatest blog in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the blog we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually read
anything like this blog.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.