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The Moose

		The Moose Male 24 years old GOLETA, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 8/31/2006

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The Moose's Interests

General	Drinking, fucking, hanging on the wall, not paying for drinks, drinking, drinking, watching people view TV, wearing hats.
Television	Anything the Mexicans watch.
Books	1984 Mooses, The Moose Latitudes, Homage to Moose, Hamoose, Moose Farm, Cider Moose Rules, Dialogues Concerning the Moose, Kama Sutra: Moose edition, The Epic of the Moose, Goosebumps.
Heroes	Anyone who likes to drink and kill dogs and pigs.

The Moose's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Dating, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Vancouver, Canada
Ethnicity:	Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Love kids, but not for me
Education:	High school
Occupation:	Hanging on the Wall
Income:	Less than $30,000

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About me:
Im a Moose from Vancouver, Canada. I have brown fur and I make really funny bellowing noises. Drinking, second only to killing stray dogs and some pigs, is my past time. But ever since the hunting accident, I havent left the wall. I like everyone but I have a certain like of Mexican and British people. Ladies fell free to give The Moose some love. A moose has needs to and you are his cure. Besides, my name is The Moose, what do you fucking expect?! Im a fucking drinking and fucking machine!

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with liquor and slutty morals ;)

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The Moose has 19 friends.

Brian

E-MaTiC sTaTuS

matt-o!

Tom

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matt-o!	Aug 21 2008 8:22 AM I hate you moose.
Au-Star Maison Entertainment	Apr 30 2007 8:05 AM Want to see who Spys on your profile? Check It
Jaycob Jaroal Bagwell	Jan 29 2007 3:53 AM Three Girls Go Camping One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
K is for Manatee	Dec 9 2006 7:11 PM hey moose. long time no talk. it's probably because you are dead. cheers.
N1.C	Oct 17 2006 7:08 AM HEY! i'm an aquarious too!! we should hang out.. >:)
SPOONER	Jul 10 2006 1:20 AM HOLA SENOR MOOSE, COMO ESTAS
ev[oh]lyn	Jul 8 2006 7:48 AM i hear ur back wiff the bois...thats soOOoO cool...cant wait to meet ya MOOOSEY! <333
K is for Manatee	Jun 30 2006 12:27 PM i want to punch you in the face.
Daniel	May 15 2006 10:53 PM why?! why do people like to hold on to your antlers when having sex with you? Goodnight Sweet Prince.
SPOONER	May 15 2006 6:07 AM NOOOOOOO, NOT THE MOOSE... I WILL MURDER THOSE WHO DID THIS TO THE MOOSE....VENGENCE WILL BE SWIFT
K is for Manatee	May 15 2006 6:04 AM it's about time you died
N1.C	May 2 2006 11:52 PM ... i know they are your biological care givers, but I still dont find it right. personally i don't think you'll feel complete again until your back with those hombres that love you. hope for the best. love you moose.
ev[oh]lyn	Apr 17 2006 7:19 AM omgggggggggg moose!!! ur not with the MEXICANS anymore?!? wtf?!? why?!? what happened?!? dont tell me u decided to visit me and thats when those bitches abducted u?!? argggh!!!
Daniel	Apr 16 2006 11:31 PM hey moose too bad you got taken from your fat owners but hey now you wont have to wonder why javier and jose go to the bathroom together all the time. lol and you are chinese you crazy bastard!
E-MaTiC sTaTuS	Apr 16 2006 10:27 AM i miss you moose!!!! Come back to me!!!! Fuck the other house. I remember back in the day when we took you, you were all dusty and neglected. When you were at Javiers you were well fed and we always bought you drinks!!! miss you man
K is for Manatee	Apr 16 2006 3:24 AM i saw you in person the other day moose. and you're a lot bigger than i thought.
K is for Manatee	Apr 6 2006 7:02 PM trim your own nose hairs moose. you don't need javier to do it. he has his own nose/butt hair to trim. and if you can't do it yourself DEAL with it. you're a freakin moose. no one cares about you.
ev[oh]lyn	Apr 6 2006 4:32 AM hahaha..the mexicans?!? and what r u? african boi?!? lol...j/k. dont be a rascist. anywayz its not FAR!!! i promise...i manage to go to campus and back in 10 min...biking that is...so yah, juss get mailed here then?!? hahaha...jk...i'll go pick u up this weekend?! i'll housesit u...like that we can get rid of the nassty and scary furball my roomates are taking care of.
ev[oh]lyn	Apr 5 2006 2:43 AM YEAAA, i heard u were kinda under house arrest since u were kidnapped =-( or actually moosenapped?!? wtf?!? lol..idk...but yah, u can still come over...i dont even live that far..ur roomates complain that i live like over the mountains and across the pacific but noooo...hehe..i'm juss like 2 blocks down?!? in any case, u wont get mugged or raped on my street like u probably do on urs...i heard that gangsters live on picasso?!? hahaha...
ev[oh]lyn	Apr 3 2006 7:07 AM P.S.... i feel soo special that i'm tne ONLY girl on ur top 8... ;) lets hope u keep it that way u SeXXXy beast! =-)
ev[oh]lyn	Apr 3 2006 7:06 AM moooooooooooooosey! how r ya??!?! have u missed me?!?! cause i've missed U! hehehe...imma go visit ya this week k! i wanna see how u get ur freak on without ur lower body! lolzzz...
E-MaTiC sTaTuS	Apr 1 2006 2:25 AM hey moose!!!!! Youre a SLUT!!!!
#@M$†3®	Mar 24 2006 5:40 AM hey wats up um who r u lolol have i seen u befor or yaaaaaaaaaa lol HaMsTeR
Délice	Mar 21 2006 9:01 PM Moose!! Hey! what is the deal with the cheap boxed whine? Not cool buddy. . . if you ever wanna ditch those smelly boys, there's always room on our wall next to our awesome DETOUR sign!!
ev[oh]lyn	Mar 20 2006 7:00 PM hahah..the body was willing?! lolzz...i don't see one...i'm sure those pics u have up are photoshopped huh?!?!?...i'm sure u have ur manly parts well intact. cause the way uv been bragging...i'm sure u have what the ladies want ;) lmaoOOo...OMGG..see what u do to me..u make me talk all perverted.. =-(

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