these are a few of my favorite things: punching people in the face/being punched in the face. scribbling on the flesh of more trusting humans. unraveling universal mysteries(mostly while simultaneously unraveling my bowels). attempting to capture bigfoot and his friends. meeting people who dont feel a need to be like anyone else, and then picking their brains. with my fingers. growing facial hair that makes grizzly adams feel shamed. shaving it off and starting over. hanging out with my nieces, nephews, and the larger members of my family. i enjoy anything that has to do with soul. james brown included. i like poetry. and i also like making fun of people who like poetry. but my favorite thing will be riding my pet alpaca, Crongor(which might be norwegian for skypony of the gods)as soon as i get a pet alpaca named Crongor.
Music
punk rock, backpack rap and anything that includes a harmonica. harmonicas are a gift from God, neatly assembled in an aluminum package.
Movies
who cares????? quit trying to stalk me. but for real slumdog millionaire is sick, and braveheart still makes me want to murder people with axes. ghostbusters 2...not so good, you're letting me down rick moranis.
Television
i dont own a t.v. i colored all over it so i cant see anything on it anymore except for the truth and little bits of the future.
Books
i would tell what i read but then you would know for a fact that im a dork where right now it's more like a suppostion...ok favorite books...anything by orson scott card, the bible,tuesdays with morrie, where the wild things are,the alchemist, the kite runner, angela's ashes, flowers for algernon,wall and piece(by banksy, greatest coffee table book on earth), graffiti world, and just about anything that has to do with fighting.
Heroes
my family, people who stand up for what they believe in and the people they love, anyone who tries to do what others only dream of and of course my mom for carrying me around for like almost nine months and doing all my pooping for me. you rock mom!
Hey Doug, So Perez's wedding was great.. WHERE WERE YOU?? Havent heard from you for awhile - drop us a line you turkey. We went up to the gun range the other day, was loads of fun, I didnt have the guts to try out the shot gun, but my 45 and I did great things :) PS - you told me to remind you to send scott that stuff you had for him. so this is your 5th reminder in 1 year... rofl your so bad.
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back! If I dont get this back I understand... I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. if you recieve at least 7 back then you are AMAZING
Hey,when will the fight quest come back? I don't follow the discovery channel regularly(that the only channel broadcast that show in my country),I am not sure about schedule of the show but it seems the show does not continue,does it? It is my favourite show,if it finished I would be very sad,disappointed because you guy never come to my country where have a long history of martial art as China.
Doug you doodleknocker what's up? You should really come to Australia and beat up some hyundai's just for the sake of it Well if your ever heading down under to see your new misses congratulations by the way come cause some chaos and say g'day to me man PS: please send me a nice american girl in a large container via USPS
well we cant all be as smart as you! you really should be proud of yourself Doug, do you know it's statistically harder to get into ass clown college than it is to get into Harvard? you beat the odds!!
sometimes I like to add hot chocolate mix to cold milk, like a cold hot chocolate... I call it special drink but one day I will know it by it's true name. Diabetes.
pics up mic.. *tap, tap, tap* is this thing on?.. testing, testing, hello? can you hear me, test 1,2.. test 1,2.. no? how about now.. test, test no? press the button? which buton? this button? oh yep? ok cool.. can you hear me now? testing, testing.yes? great ok.....
can i have your attention please... ladies and gentlemen can i have your attention please, i have an urgent message, i am going to shove foreign objects up dougs bum while telling him how much i love his face and will bear his children in my kindneys.. that is all... also there is a red hyundai in the parking lot with its lights onn.
hi doug what's up :), greetings from mexico man :), i like ur tv show, i think it's pretty awesome to even have the guts to make a quest like that xD, but i think it was a cool experience for u and damn, everybody would envy u for the places u visited xD, i remember each time i saw an episode i thought "so cool!, i wanna visit that place", and then it started the other episode and i was like "cool, i wanna go there too lol". Thanks for transmiting the "unbreakable warrior spirit" that every single person should have, your my hero man, u rock :), oh! and before i forget, ur drawings are pretty awesome xD, i draw also :), well, see ya man :P
hey... hope you're doing great... dont know if you ever saw this pic of Shaun but it confirms he's always been a character... i told you he insisted on his own style ... even as a little kid... here we are at church on Easter Sunday and he has required i let him dress himself...
speedo superman pajama top white dress coat white socks (have to match color of dress coat) and sneakers...
i was watching dirt jobs on discovery channel last night and im not even gonna lie that guy reminded me of you. ha you could possibly be his stunt double.
all in favor of peanut butter in their protein shakes show us your fat asses. ok dougie im officially hooked on the peanut butter shake concoction after our shake making session. So psyched im drinking a sandwich. i thought the only time there'd be a union of chocolate in my peanut butter, or peanut butter in my chocolate, was when 2 people rounded a corner and slammed into eachother on a Reeses commerical. i didnt realize i could have the same exhilarating experience without some unforeseen physical altercation. ;)~
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