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  • paul

    Helga thx for the add xx please come and un pimp the cars in my street some are just plain nasty! peace&love always.....

    4 years ago
  • Dave S.

    HELGA...THANKS FOR THE ADD....YOU'RE UBER COOL !! SOME DAY I WANNA DRIVE YOU AROUND IN MY GTI !! ALL THE BEST, FROM SAN FRANCISCO

    4 years ago
  • Nancy

    Hey Miss Helga, you Rock just like the V-Dubs!!!

    4 years ago
  • Calvin Perkins

    V DUB ROCKS!!!

    4 years ago
  • Jimmy

    Hi Helga!
    VW, Wolfsburg (where I go for my holidays!), You, My Käfer, My Jetta!
    I love it all!
    Jim
    PS say hello to 'Wolfgang' and 'Mr Boots'

    4 years ago
  • *Casey*

    YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. I'm finally here.. V DUB in the house.. God i love this site.. Helga you are the best

    4 years ago
  • Patrick

    I Love you Helga, thank you for the add! Pax, Patrick
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    4 years ago
  • Raymond Snyder

    YEAH!!! Zonja, you freaking rock!!!

    You're definitely NOT sucking!!!

    Post a comment on my page!

    4 years ago
  • 123456

    THANKS FOR THE ADD

    4 years ago
  • Micheal Swyers

    Danke for the add Helga. I love VW!

    4 years ago
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    About Me:
    MySpace URL:
    http://www.myspace.com/MissHelga
    Helga's Interests
    MusicAC/DC, Autobahn,
    Wojahn Brothers, Ramstein.
    MoviesThe Big Lebowski, Fargo, Armegeddon, My Best Friend.
    BooksAnything by Nietzsche, Kinski uncut
    HeroesMyself
    Cool SitesVWfeatures.com, VWvortex.com
    Helga's Details
    Status:Single
    Hometown:Wolfsburg, Germany
    Zodiac Sign:Aries
    Smoke Drink:No / No

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About Helga   
 
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I'm straight outta Wolfsburg, Germany y'all. I'm a perfectionist. I enjoy the thrill of being thrown back in my seat (from de G-forces), and I love mein cat, Mr. Boots. I don't do drugs, but I am an adrenaline junky. Faster faster faster! I love mein job. I am an aries, so I am always right and you are always wrong ;) I think the sound of a motor is the sexiest sound in the world I love music as long as it rocks hard. I think you can tell a lot about a person by the kind of car they drive. If you drive a badly pimped auto, don't even bother. V-Dub in da haus. Life is a trip, so go fast and make good time.

Likes:
I love the smell of gasoline. Gears turning, oil burning, stomach churning. Go fast or go home. Efficiency.

Dislikes:
"Pimped rides," bumper balls, people in the left lane going 40 with the blinker on. Traffic. Scorpios, you can't trust them.
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Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet:
Mein fast would like to make friends with you.
Your fast. And my long lost twin Hans. Hans, if you read this please contact me.
Remember how we used to race toboggans? Come home. Papa is sorry.

I dont want to meet:
Xzibit

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Ask Helga
Ryan:   Helga, why don't you put up some more revealing pictures of yourself?
Helga:   Like the GTI subtlety is the key.
   
Ryan:   Helga, can you un-pimp my myspace page?
Helga:   On the information super-highway your myspace page
  is a 1980 P.O.S. doing 40 in the left lane mit its blinker on.
  Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
   
Tom:   Helga, do you have a website?
Helga:   This is a website. But if you want to see more of me, check out VWfeatures.com.

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Mein Travels

I love the color.

In Venice they have canals instead
if roads. It is a terrible place.
 

The germans make better cars,
and better roads: No speed limits.

This is not German Engineering.

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  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries

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