Denis Donohue
General Info
TV Shows
The Bob and Tom Show, ABC Presents: The Barbara Walters Special, The Howard Stern Show, Rescue Me, Comedy Express,Website
denisdonohue.comBio
"Unrepentantly Funny!"
-Comedywise"Part Pee Wee Herman, part Wolverine"
-UConn"a solid, original, very funny comic"
-theseriouscomedysite.com"Irish puke."
- Brolik MikeIf it’s a night at a comedy club, you’re going to want Denis Donohue there. Denis hits the ground running, pulls no punches, doesn’t sugarcoat, and is virtually cliche-free. Whether he’s talking about being a young, daring male, living, partying, and carousing with women in NYC or being a young, daring male, living, partying, and carousing with women in NYC, you can be sure you will get the truth. When Denis brings his ongoing study of human & animal behavior to the stage, there’s only one thing his audience can count on . . . it won’t be censored. A club favorite around NYC, & now internationally. His debut Album Unholy War has been called "Unrepentantly Funny!" by Comedywise. Stand-up comedy is best when it is viewed live . . . in person . . . with lots of drinks.
Influences
Jackie Gleason, Charlie Chaplin, Johnny Carson, George Carlin, Andrew "Dice" Clay
Latest Blog Entries
- Mar 20, 2006 7:14 PM The Soapbox Goes International!(2004)
Music
Blurbs
About me:
www.denisdonohue.com
I'm a stand up comedian and I'm fun as heck to be around... on the evenings when I can stand. I have a nose. I love gourmet food and skydiving, but not at the same time. I enjoy pretending to be sick and sneezing on people in public. Sometimes I'll stay home and watch TV or read, other times I'll go to a club and shake my "money maker" until 5am then go to a diner for flapjacks.(I love to call 'em flapjacks)It just depends on what phase of the moon we're in. Sometimes I'll ask people for directions to places I know how to get to. I once slept for 19 hours. I'm a tad gutter and a bit ghetto. I've never had a coldsore or a threesome. I tried to read the bible once, but then Iron Chef came on so I put it down. My balls smell like English leather. I have twenty seven teeth. I love it when you can see the moon during the daytime. I like going to the U.S. Open and cheering for tennis greats that are already retired or dead. I played the trumpet for twelve years and havent picked one up in twelve years, is that now negated? I've called into radio talk shows to give "the black perspective". I can dance the oceana roll. I like road trips to nowhere. I like to get animals high. I once made my eleven year old cousin eat 16 hotdogs solely for my amusement. If you're looking for me, you can find me on the block disobeying the law. A real G thoroughbred from the streets pants saggin' with my gun in my drawers.
Three things I'm better than you at:
1) ping pong
2) cooking
3) parallel parking
Get my Debut Album Unholy War at stores, after my shows, or on iTunes.com & amazon.com
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Who I'd like to meet:
Weird people, amputees, street performers, functional retards, old sports, fellons, gumshoes, tricksters, colorful people, gourmets, fencers, cobblers, mobsters, spelunkers, handymen, svengalis, gravity defiers, porn stars, real hebrews, used car salesmen, ninjas, captains, merry people, black belts, creative types, zesty people, gang bangers, blowhards, iconoclasts, adult children, morons, drunkards, winos, rebels, movie buffs, vidiots, lunatics, chamber maids, sharpshooters, jugglers, story tellers, pathological liars, dandies & fops, cartoonists, violinists, yetis, gun runners, jabbers, nitwits, pinheads, do it yourselfers, meatheads, cretins, inventors, and virtuosos.Jon Olerud.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: South Central Flushing Queens New York City
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 11" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Smoke: No
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Professional Moron
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Interests
General
.."Mama stay wantin' to see her lil nacka name in light."
attention getting, fashion, shoes, high class women, alpha proximi, adventure, travel, Mets baseball, low class women, boxing, nutrition, corriander, skin care, intelligent women, the animal kingdom, cuddling & spooning, Giants football, trotters, lingerie, Rachel Stevens, oysters, Gogol Bordello, attractive women, gourmet cooking, singing, couture, lentils, Zegna, hypnosis, quirky women, arachnids, art, lamb, silent films, brie, technology, Kathy Bates, red wine, Egypt, photography, solid milk chocolate bunnies, stand up comedy, NLP, shampoos & conditioners, Red Faction II, communication, F-22's, 7 for all mankind, streams of consciousness, books, sharks, Salvatore Ferragamo, coffee, firearms, power ties, wheat grass, Girls Aloud, ping pong, Voltron, coins, the violin, shoes, birds of prey, texas hold 'em, Dp, dream analysis, boats, whistling, tennis, lighthouses, archery, the frontal lobe, lace, blackjack, cricket(darts), Jagermeister, paprika, Daler Mendhi, Orion, anthropology, twizzlers, foreign women, moist towelettes, ceiling fans, daring women, sauces & gravies, kitchens, brown rum, chinese stars, automobiles, planetariums, eggs, gregarious women, nag champa, Nelly, rain, history, sevruga caviar, maps, roses, writing, dogs, brown women, corriander, race relations, feisty women, Manu Chao, astrology, bathrooms, walking, GI Joe, fitness, mother of pearl, Pink Champagne, Double Dragon, Canali, Jar Jar Binks, aircraft carriers, open markets, Lil Kim, Off Track Betting, tomatoes,
..Music
Movies
The House of Flying Daggers, The English Patient, Airplane!, Rocco's True Anal Stories 9, Titanic, The Gold Rush, Jaws, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Eastern Promises, Die Hard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grindhouse, Godzilla v. Megalon, Cheerleader Gangbang, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Sin City, Orca, Out of Sight, Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Atonement, The Godfather, Rocky III, Schindler's List, Robocop, Pans Labyrinth, Last of the Mohicans (1992), Necessary Roughness,Television
The Most Extreme, The Simpsons, Megastructures, Seinfeld, What Not To Wear, National Geographic Presents, Entourage, Wild Discovery, Futurama, Good Eats, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Iron Chef, MANswers, Sabado Gigante, Modern Marvels, Two and a Half Men, The Conan O'Brien Show, Jeopardy, Pants Off Dance Off, Family Guy, Kitchen Nightmares, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Man vs. WildBooks
are good too.Heroes
Roman Polanski
Schools
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Suny College At Plattsburgh
- Plattsburgh,New York
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Crim Justice
- Minor: arts
1994 to 1998 -
St Francis Preparatory School
- Fresh Meadows,New York
- Graduated: 1994
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1990 to 1994