David Bateman
David Bateman
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37 years old
Ruislip, West London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/22/2009
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GeneralDrums - playing and accumulating/sorta collecting.

I'm currently playing in a few different things including a duo and a rock covers band

I'm also doing other bits and pieces when called including a pop/rock/rap thing (I have no idea how you'd class it) called Spaghelli and the Dogbytes and backing my friend Paul Martin with his original stuff - check out the friends section again.
MusicOn my iPod (how cliche am I now?) - Crowded House, John Mayer, The Dave Matthews Band, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Rush, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Big Country, King Crimson, Sevendust, Steely Dan, ZZ Top, Metallica, Dido, The Allman Brothers, Joss Stone, The Bays, Ben Folds Five, The Blues Brothers, Dire Straits, Hanoi Rocks, LA Guns, Ian Jury & The Blockheads and a tonne of miscellaneous singles. Also some comedy stuff, loads of videos and perhaps most worryingly, some Girls Aloud too.

Currently playing - rock, pop, blues and a little bit o'soul.
MoviesI'll say The Shawshank Redemption (even though everyone seems to have this one) and Star Wars. Then there's Ronin, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Pump Up The Volume, Fight Club and anything funny that's not Monty Python. I just don't get it.
TelevisionI have a thing for crime programmes, especially the C & I channel and the Discovery Channnel. All three CSIs are great, Mythbusters is fun and The Simpsons rule. Also MASH, Scrubs, Friends, The West Wing, Fraiser, Red Dwarf and Porridge.
BooksSomething you put under table legs, I think. Unless it has drums in it, of course, in which case it's on the table and there to annoy everyone else. I'm not a prolific reader, but that may have been a tad obvious.
HeroesNeil Peart, Steve Jordan, Shawn Pelton, people who overcome adversity.

     David Bateman's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Complaint Handling
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

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About me:

In a galaxy far, far away (back to the beginning that means)...

Stuff about me.

I was born and now I'm here (is that too deep?).

I was actually born in the back of a taxi in New York at 4am and it was raining. 'Twas a tuesday. When I came back to the UK I travelled around the country with my hippie parents in a commune until I was 11. At secondary school I was a bit different because I had long hair and beads, however, that all went by the time I was 16 and it was time to get a job. That's when life got really interesting - I joined the circus!

Not having been too rebelleous to that point, I thought I'd go full out. So anyway, I picked out a dull career as a tightrope walker (the irony now being that I fall over my own damn feet while standing still). Notwithstanding this, it was a good life for ten years until one day I fell off and landed on my head. Is anyone surprised to hear that, I wonder? Probably not. Anyway, now I felt fully qualified, I sought work as a professional drummer.

Two minutes into my career as a 'muso' I found that I, in fact, couldn't play the stupid things, and so as a talentless no-hoper I decided to be a guitarist instead.

Unfortunately, the guitar thingy didn't last due to the fact I have an IQ greater than 1, and so I ended up dealing with financial services complaints which leads us up to now.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:David Bateman
Birthday:13 June
Birthplace:Hillingdon, Middx
Current Location:Ruislip, Middx
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:100% Alien
The Shoes You Wore Today:6" Stilettos
Your Weakness:If you ain't figured that out by now...
Your Fears:That someone's gonna read this crap and take me seriously.
Your Perfect Pizza:Spicy Hot One
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Two more pay rises, please
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:Ooo, better hurry to work - more whinning complainants to deal with.
Your Best Physical Feature:I have a cute arse, or so I was told last week.
Your Bedtime:Early hours
Your Most Missed Memory:Beckie Daley - I think of you every day Beckie. I miss you so much and I always will.
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:What kind of question is that?(Other than pointless that is)
Chocolate or Vanilla:Choccy
Cappuccino or Coffee:Same as tea
Do you Smoke:When I'm playing well, but it's more fire really.
Do you Swear:No. I was born a ####### angel. Sit next to me at work and find out.
Do you Sing:In the car
Do you Shower Daily:Occasionally
Have you Been in Love:Does with myself count?
Do you want to go to College:To look at 18 year old girls again? Sure.
Do you want to get Married:Before I'm retired would be nice.
Do you believe in yourself:Only when I think I'm someone else. It surprises me how much other people do though.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:No. I think I look like John Merrick's younger brother on a bad day. Am I really going to say no and mean it?
Are you a Health Freak:Nope, just a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:When they're on another continent.
Do you play an Instrument:I was considering trying harmonica as they're easier to carry.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Last night
In the past month have you Smoked:Last saturday night at the Jazz Cafe - My playing was awesome.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Ventolin, paracetamol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date?:>Yep. With Reese Witherspoon. Then I woke up.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Don't even know what they are. No, wait, apparently I do now... Yay Mandie!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Extend that to 'ever' and it's still no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Last night
Ever been called a Tease:No, but I'm sure I've been called a prick.
Ever been Beaten up:Just the once
Ever Shoplifted:No
How do you want to Die:Behind a drumkit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Meaningful to someone more than anything else.
What country would you most like to Visit:NZ
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Brunette
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:Not fussed
Weight:Size 8 -14
Most important feature in a girlfriend:A pulse
Number of Drugs I have taken:2 - Paracetamol & Ibuprufen
Number of CDs I own:150 +
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:A few
Number of things in my Past I Regret:a couple

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Of course, the only bits that are actually true in the nonsense above is that I was born on a tuesday and that I do indeed fall over my own feet whilst standing still - mainly at work for some reason. If you see me standing near you, I suggest you subtly move to one side.



Who I'd like to meet:

Normal people who aren't musicians. Failing that, people. If that doesn't work, dial-a-friend maybe? Something has to be said when you look at the contacts list on your mobile and think, Drummer...guitarist...bass player...Do I know anyone normal at all???

Obviously, the answer at this point is - no.

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Oct 22 2008 8:38 AM


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Sep 8 2008 2:12 PM

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Aug 14 2008 11:22 AM

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Scary

Scary



Jul 28 2008 5:05 PM

deb

deb



Jun 28 2008 10:58 PM

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Hi Dave,
Have a great week

Deb xxxxxxx
Scary

Scary



Jun 20 2008 7:57 AM

Thanks for the add.
x
Steve

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Jun 13 2008 2:51 PM

Happy Birthday bud, have a good un
Jackie

Jackie



Jun 13 2008 11:59 AM

Happy Birthday David - have a great day!
Jackie
x
deb

deb



May 21 2008 10:48 PM



Can you beat my score on the "AFI's Best 100 Movies in 100 Years: Name the Movie from Screenshot" quiz?








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May 20 2008 10:29 PM



Can you beat my score on the "NAME THAT SCARY MOVIE" quiz?








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May 11 2008 1:11 PM

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Hi there David, thanks for the add!
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Apr 4 2008 1:18 PM

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Mar 31 2008 2:18 PM

Hi thanks so much for the add on your page...best wishes to you from Cork City Ireland...hope you get a chance to check out my new songs.. and maybe leave a comment ..my debut album will be out next couple of months...thanks again for the add.....Hope your well ...
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deb

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Mar 23 2008 3:54 PM

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Happy Easter Dave, Debxxxx
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Mar 16 2008 2:36 AM

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Feb 21 2008 4:45 PM

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Hope your having a good day xxx
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Feb 9 2008 9:26 PM

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Hi Dave, hope you have a great weekend. Debxxxx
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Jan 12 2008 12:26 AM

weekend
badlittlepenguin

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Jan 12 2008 12:07 AM

happy new year. it was nice to see your point of view. ms penguin
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Nov 20 2007 7:55 PM

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Steve



Nov 20 2007 2:42 PM

Hey, cheers for the add.

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Mandie

Mandie



Oct 11 2007 8:32 PM

Not sure if this will work, but gonna try so here goes nothing............
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Mandie

Mandie



Oct 9 2007 11:39 AM

When it comes to anything to do with drums Dave, no, that's no shock!
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