greatest thing since sliced Beatles!

Lol, sounds like you had fun! Yeah, I agree that we should definitely get together some time.
See you in class :)

Hey! I'm sorry I didn't call you yesterday, I have so much going on lately.
How was the party?

Thanks pretty girl! HEY---the drinkin thing...you did NOT learn from me...we did ALL WE COULD to protect you from our wicked ways....

we found out where the haunted house is!!!!! and we're going on saturday..come home again!

ALLISON!!
add my sweet videos to myspace..i dont care if people see them on here lol

so i see that u are still online and its late!! you should probably be in bed missy! i miss you guys!!!!! come visit me!! the train comes right to bloomington! <3

Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings).

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night.

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater but, I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer this issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order. But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out (f

lol! i love your about me...i'm shy, but alcohol pretty much takes care of that...i'm gonna send you a letter to dear old alcohol.

hahaha no my dumb friends did that thanks for telling me tho .. lol