Beastie Boys, Guns N Roses (Pre-Buckethead), Iggy Pop, Wu-tang, Body Count and the Grease 3 soundtrack!!!..
Movies
Debbie Does Dallas, Debbie Does Dallas 2, Debbie Keeps Doing Dallas, Dallas Does Debbie (it was time for a change), and The Sound of Music, you know, all the classics...
Television
Larry sanders, south park, curb your enthusiasm and the show on the spanish channel with the fella in a bee costume
Books
klosterman, bill simmons, hunter thompson shel silverstein and whoever wrote see spot run.
Heroes
Pryor, Rickles, Mooney, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, David Lee Roth, Johnny Carson,tony kornheiser and stiles from teen wolf
Maddog!!! Mattern's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Las Vegas
Body type:
5' 10"
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
comic
Maddog!!! Mattern is in your extended network. Posted at 7:45 PM Mar 8, 2008 view more
About me: What can one say about The Maddog? Tortured genius? Misunderstood prophet? Hopeless romantic? Hopeful cynic? Insane asker of inane questions? Pretentious loser who annoyingly refers to himself in the third person? Yes. YES! In fact, all these things and more...
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Who I'd like to meet: The man upstairs. I don't mean god I mean the guy who lives above me in my building. How is it we never met? It must be divine.
COME OUT AND VOTE FOR THIS HILARIOUS MOTHERFUCKER THIS EVENING, SO HE CAN WIN MY $500 AND AFFORD TO BUY HIMSELF A WINTER COAT SO HE DOESN'T FREEZE TO FUCKING DEATH!
READ ON FOLKS!
Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear!
It's the SEMI-FINALS!
The Top *FIVE* Finishers Will Advance Into The $500 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!
And if *YOU* are a *COMIC* and YOU show up and enjoy this ***FREE ADMISSION*** show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
WHEN: THIS EVENING! (7:00 o'clock SHARP!)
WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX !
ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St
Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (*AND* get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!):
(01) ***JOE DEROSA*** (HBO's "DOWN & DIRTY" AND "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!")
(02) ***MOODY McCARTHY*** (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! *AND* LAST COMIC STANDING!)
(03) ***BARON VAUGHN*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM, COMEDY CENTRAL'S "WEEKLY EVIL!")
(04) ***TAYLOR WILLIAMSON*** (LATE LATE SHOW WITH FERGUSON! *AND* TRL!)
(05) ***LIZ MIELE*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM!")
Happy Thanksgiving Maddog!!!!!Where do you find these places to do Outside the NFL?Do you sneak in these places???*haha*Have a wonderful time telling jokes and eating Turkey with friends in New York!!!!!Are you going to have a Thanksgiving Outside the NFL?
