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Gangsters:
Tony Montana

astrology, mexican food, white wine, Kombucha, earl grey tea, stir fried vegetables, Stella Artois beer, the smell of rain, Red Door Day Spas, smoking only the finest herb, strip bars, ballroom dancing, rock n roll,
big fat fashion magazines, British/Welsh humor, tabloids, intellect, comedians: Chris Rock, Katt Williams and David Spade, PVC, bondage, dark hair, surfers, big white cap waves, not sleeping for 22 hours straight, people watching, popping pills, lithographs, hunting and target shooting,
HIGH FASHION:
True Religion blue jeans, not being traditional, fireworks, phallic objects, text messages that I can save for months, snail mail, cool breezes in the evening, tattoos,
Hebrew, yellow roses, Vans, green grass, scenesters, neon lights, shopping, traveling, jetsetting, bubble gum, volcanoes, beef jerky, pine trees, grottos, meditation and yoga, incense, reading,
tennis, Andy Roddick, staying away from rejects and those who have no social skills, bikinis on thin figures, chihuahuas,
my gay cat Sully
Scott Weiland's sobriety, the 80's, real people, no fakers, not taking shit off of anyone, menthol cigarettes, Egyptian cotton linen sheets, pissing in cups, over the counter speed, David LaChapelle's work, Red Bull, Mocha Frapuccinos, iPods and remaining hardcore for life.Music



Velvet Revolver, Incubus, Thrill Kill Kult, Ghostland Observatory, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Guns n Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Lords of Acid, Lil' Wayne, Sneaker Pimps, IAMX, Cocteau Twins, Deadsy, Fergie, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt, The White Stripes, Grateful Dead, Frank Sinatra, PJ Harvey, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, The Bravery, Revolting Cocks, Front 242, Ministry, Jesus and Mary Chain, Malfunkshun, Peaches, Soundgarden, The Strokes, Devo, Rage Against the Machine, The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Goldfrapp, Jet, George Michael, Black Light Burns, modwheelmood, lostprophets, 30 Seconds to Mars, L7, Mother Love Bone, Alice in Chains, Sade, Jodeci, The Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, The Vines, Backyard Babies, The 69 Eyes, Trashlight Vision, Jane's Addiction, Joan as Police Woman, The Engine Room, Temple of the Dog, Shinedown, Maroon 5, NIN, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Bush, Rob Zombie, Massive Attack, Bauhaus, Death from Above 1979, Chevelle, Nina Simone, Phil Collins, Tupac, The Beatles, The Doors, Justin Timberlake, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Sex Pistols, Wednesday 13, Portishead, Bjork, Satellite Party, Radiohead, Coldplay, Morrissey...Movies









Scarface, Godfather I and II, Mystic River, Darjeeling Limited, The Dark Knight, Manhunter, 8 MM, Blades of Glory, At Close Range, The Panic in Needle Park, Pretty Woman, The Graduate, Breathless, Goodfellas, Cape Fear, Fatal Attraction, Seven, The Machinist, Heathers, Heat, Stage Beauty, Being Julia, Bully, Leaving Las Vegas, Mannequin, Aventures in Babysitting, The Untouchables, Pump up the Volume, Taxi Driver, True Romance, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, American Beauty, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Say Anything, Dazed and Confused, Friday, New Jack City, Menace to Society, The Great Outdoors, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's Animal House, Juice, Boyz in the Hood, Uncle Buck, Splash, Bachelor Party, Big, Flashdance, Million Dollar Baby, Constantine, Weird Science, Cruel Intentions, Jesus' Son, Sleepless in Seattle, Point Break...Television

Weeds,
Californication, Dirty Sexy Money, Desperate Houswives,
Dancing with the Stars,
The Young and the Restless and All My Children, BLESS TIVO FOR ITS GREATNESS AND THAT SOAPNET CHANNEL!Books

Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Handmaid's Tale, Little Black Boy, Sula, Beloved,
The 72 Names of God. Poetry: Dylan Thomas, Wordsworth, Keats, Percy Bysshe Shelley and all of his odes along with a few Pre-Raphaelite dudes such as Robert Browning and Alfred Lord Tennison who threw down some good rhymes thanks to Shelley's idealism and uncompromising skepticism.Heroes
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About me:
I earned the moniker "JennyLane" through many years of staying on the level and rolling with the best. I am not a fake person. I attract freaks, fags, drag queens, serial killers, weirdos, trannys and every kind of eclectic individual that walks the face of the Earth. If you are lame and ordinary chances are you are already feeding off of me just by reading this. Lameness has no place in my life. Whenever someone wants the right kind of energy then holler at your girl. We are all fucked. No one is getting out alive, therefore I live my life to the fullest extent. I have several obsessive compulsive disorders. My hair is one of them and so is my overanalysis of people. A true player is always ten to twenty steps ahead of their game.
I believe there is always a higher level of happiness that we are trying to reach. I feel that I will never be satisfied, because there is always someone better than me.
Now, that may be true, but I am as original as they come. I am not like most women. I am not passive, sappy nor do I live in some fantasy. I am aggressive and I can spot out a poser loser in no time flat. I do not like teeny boppers who think they know everything when they were still wearing diapers while I was busy selling my soul to the highest bidder. No matter how much life experience you get there is still something else you haven't quite figured out.

I have a pet peeve for proper grammar. It is attributed to me being a perfectionist and a writer. I spend part of my spare time in deep mediation, because I require serious downtime. Every day I collect material from whatever situation I encounter with others. All great material eventually is applied to my art. I am a mouthpiece for women in pop culture. I say what everyone is thinking except I am not afraid to deliver it to the masses.
I am considered a weirdo only by those who have decided to conform to the pathetic perils of society. I have tried my best not to fall prey to what everyone else does, and I am pretty sure if I wanted to establish a cult following I would have them backed up at the door. I have been known to be conceited, and well it may in fact be true...but its best to say that I am confident about myself. Oh, and I am a REAL redhead, which might be hard to believe considering everyone has become so fake in today's world.
If you're going to act fake then don't even bother attempting to strike up a conversation with me. Save it for the next superficial jerk off you will encounter.
I have great compassion for friends who touch my life with genuine sincerity. People who are superficial and act like they want to be my friend for their own personal gain have no place in my life. There is nothing worse than someone who is ordinary or a man who is a fucking pussy. If you're my true friend and you have proven your worth then I will fight for your ass to the end. If you aren't my true friend, then its your loss. The street runs two ways remember that folks. JennyLane is finished breaking a sweat for anyone. If you are oblivious to the world around you then grow the hell up. I will always set things off.
FROM NIN/JA TOUR
COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY.
..Who I'd like to meet:
PLEASE NOTE AND READ VERY CAREFULLY: I will not tolerate any kind of disrespect. You have two choices. You can either love me or hate me. I don't give a flying fuck which one it is. If you choose to love me then I will reciprocate to the best of my ability, because I am a warm-hearted woman. If you choose to hate on me and act psycho then its on motherfucker. I will eat your ass. I will destroy you. Never talk shit about me or to me and expect me to just walk away. I never back down from an asshole or a good fight.
Eddie Vedder
I'm out...
My man Howard Stern for always bringing it.

Check out my rock n roll scrapbook/slideshow below:
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: PLANET EARTH
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 5' 10" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Public Relations Executive/Hustler
Schools
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Southwest Texas State University
- San Marcos,Texas
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Mass Communication-Public Relations
- Minor: English
- Clubs: English Honor Society, University Star newspaper writer , consecutive academic scholar Dean's List
1997 to 2000 -
Coastal Bend College
- Beeville,Texas
- Graduated: 1997
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Other
- Major: Communications
1995 to 1997


































