A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his chop out and and places it on the counter. "What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!" He replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a face put on this!"
My aunt suffers from a rare medical condition where she can only speak certain words. Last fall all she could say was "Dog" and "Pussy" but it would come out as one big hyphenated word "Dog Pussy" which doesnt really come up much in conversation.
Dear Mr. Varga, I hope this message, delivered to you via my champion carrier pigeon Tobias, finds you in optimum condition. Your music has moved me no end, and I wish to commend you on your fine talent. The melodies have infiltrated my very consciousness, leaving my emotions stranded like a shag on a rock, but leaving my hunger satiatied. I dare not turn on my wireless for the next while, lest my aural senses be assaulted by the claptrap they broadcast thesedays.
Heya Mr Varga
Cozened into the myspace phenomenon by the wiles of the youngest Varga. And maybe by the existance of Jarvis Cocker. Well, mostly by Jarvis Cocker.
Good ta see you :-)
Milla x
Hi Matt
Great to hear from you. Thank you for checking out both my pages and for your generous comments. I've listened to your sound and I like it a lot. Maroolbark Mamba is a real foot-tapping tune! Hope you keep in touch.
Hey Matt....nice to see you out here in cyberspace. i am a newbie and it gets more fun the more friends i find in this space. Yeah my babe is pretty cute, hey. it still spins me out that i actually have a baby!! Keep on keeping on, love jude x
This is great stuff! I'm glad I got off my stupid ass and got over here, at last. My loss! What a great sound & feel - really made me smile. Terrific!!!
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