Little Beef !!!
Actually, this is a picture of my little snake-bite, also known as Sharon Ross, a woman I met 15 years ago (!) and who has shown me the true meaning of grace, serenity and love. Little Beef! She hates my driving, though, so I guess I still have more to learn about grace and serenity. I hate her outfit in this picture however, so I suppose we're even. Whatever. Flip Flap!! Snonky! Steak and Cheese! FlipperJaw! Beef and Meat! Snake and Cheese!
Movies
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY,
VIDEODROME,
THE BROOD,
DAWN OF THE DEAD,
CREEPSHOW,
DEAD RINGERS,
THE FLY (YOU'RE JEALOUS!!),
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE,
GOODFELLAS,
TAXI DRIVER,
THE WIFE,
DEAD MAN,
THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE,
LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH,
DEATHDREAM,
THE BELIEVERS,
THE EMPIRE STRIKETH BACK UPON YOUETH,
EWOKS SMEARED HORRIBLY ACROSS TIME,
KING KONG (1933, THANK YOU VERY MUCH),
FRANKENSHTEIN,
THE CREATURE FROMETH THE BLACK LAGOON,
FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF,
CHINATOWN,
ROBOCOP,
THE TERMINATOR,
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON,
SE7EN,
BOWFINGER,
THE GAME,
GLENGARY GLEN ROSS,
HOUSE OF GAMES,
OLEANNA,
JAGGED EDGE,
FATAL ATTRACTION,
ZOMBIE,
THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE,
THE THING,
EDDIE MURPHY: RAW,
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD,
THE EXORCIST,
BEYOND THE DOOR,
AUDITION,
ABBY,
IDAHO TRANSFER,
ORDINARY PEOPLE,
BEING THERE,
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT,
HEAVENLY CREATURES,
CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS,
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN,
JACOB'S LADDER,
CARRIE,
THE SHINING,
CHRISTINE,
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD,
SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE (HEY, WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ONLY REAL SUPERMAN IS CHRISTOPHER REEVE...I MEAN COME ON...),
PLANET OF THE APES,
E.T. (SORRY, SAW IT WHEN I WAS 14),
BLADE RUNNER,
ALIEN,
MONSTER,
HARRY POTTER FLICKS (SORRY, SAW THEM WHEN I WAS 35)
FIGHT CLUB,
SSSSSS! (YUP, ACTUAL TITLE...Y'ALL OLDTIMERS KNOW WHAT IT IS),
POLTERGEIST,
JAWS,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (THE FIRST ONE ONLY, LOSERS),
HALLOWEEN (DITTO, LOSERS),
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (THE ORIGINAL),
Television
Oh, I just LOVE Friends and American Idol and Survivor and anything with good-looking Hollywood Phonies!!! NOT.
Books
Lord of the Flies, Skeleton Crew, American Psycho, Cronenberg on Cronenberg, O. Henry Prize stories, The Year's Best Horror Stories, A Glow of Candles, Joyce Carol Oates, Truman Capote, Theodore Sturgeon, H.P. Lovecraft, Jack Ketchum
I be lovin' the monsters. That's it, kind of. Relaxing with some good music, hanging out with friends. Lying on the couch with the greatest female on Earth watching movies. Oh, I also make my living making monster crap, as you can see.
Turn of the Century Tri-Eye Mutant that me and Kenny were scared of. Mom and I still think he ate Carl.
Pappy sent me into the garage that night and he yelled at me real real loud when I came back in without the rake like he told me to git. But then he seen I was ascairt o' somethin', so he went on into the garage figurin' on seein' a rat or somethin', but he never came back out. Ever.
Who I'd like to meet: Fay Wray (Y'know, alive and stuff...oh, and from the King Kong era....)
God, if such a concept exists....
Kitaro, Tangerine Dream (the old group from the 70's).
Tracy Chapman, Ray Crock. Me as a teenage kid about 14 or so. I would tell him to stop being so scared of girls and shit. Oh, and to avoid certain ones that would come along in the future. Jim Henson, Abraham Lincoln, Halle Berry---she wants to meet me too, I bet---Tom Cruise so I could sucker punch him in his plastic teefs, Donald Trump's money, Deuter, John Serrie.......I dunno.
"In the vein of Solaris, K-PAX
and The Man Who Fell to Earth,
PROXIMA is a refreshing film full of wonder."
(LONDON SCI-FI FESTIVAL)
"If you’re looking for something different
in science fiction from your traditional lasers
and alien monsters, check out
Carlos Atanes’s PROXIMA.
Remember Proxima is not just a place,
it’s a state of mind… literally."
(NIC BROWN, B MOVIE MAN)
"PROXIMA is an endearingly off-beat sci-fi film
whose odder moments owe to the visionary
can-do determination of Spanish
underground director Carlos Atanes."
(CARL J. SCHROEDER,
THE MYSTICAL MOVIE GUIDE)
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Hey Mr. still got the print from off the wall in Indy.. Maybe you should redecorate me
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So I went n' saw Paranormal Activity. I generally liked it. I thought it got slow in some parts, but other than that I thought it was very cool. It also made the girl behind me cry (which was funny.) If you haven't seen it, I think you should give it a chance. I got what desiree was talking about, but I also think it was a harsh crit.
HOLLA!!! Reads like you were working that magic humor again; wish I coul've made it out there. Always next year.....Anyway, saw this, thought ya might be hungry...
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