Your mother, and your sister. I also like books by Chuck Palahniuk.............he has a way of making you see the way kills himself over every word to make it a perfect story. Plus, that whole dizzying perspective of the consumerism and the way it engulfs our society is just great. Check him out. Also, I really love guitar. I read somewhere that Tom Morello (rage against the machine) played eight hours a day. I try to reach that level. I also play drums, I'm really into that.............so. I especially like the middle eastern and spanish beats..........the doumbek beats and what not. ................man I almost kind of feel vein.....as if anyone really wants to hear about my interests..............
I also really love fiona apple............her music is just incredible.
Music
Well, I've pretty much mentioned this in 2 paragraphs already, but here's a few more bands:Zeppelin, Third Eye Blind, THE MARS FUCKING VOLTA (god they are soo amazing), INCUBUS!!!, audioslave, rage, soundgarden, pearl jam, chilipeppers, murder by death, alice in chains, nirvana, muddy waters, dog river boys, SRV, Hendrix, a perfect circle, bowel and the movement (okay that one's fake), clapton, white stripes, beatles, green day, silvertide, smashing pumpkins, tool, weezer, coldplay, PAIN, spank the monkey, spin doctors, jet, the black crows. I just heard some death cab.....that's pretty cool.
One note on music, I just want to kill all of these sub par musicians with contracts who are distroying what america percieves as good music........not that I had to much faith in america's musical tastes before..................
oh........and one other thing, please don't buy music from walmart. I try to say this at every chance I get. They are really destroying what's left of the music industry...............if you care why, contact me I'll tell you all about it
Movies
I guess........just here's a list of movies that I like: fight club, the big lebowski, meet the parents, the birdcage, there's probably a lot of movies that i don't mention but are awesome. .............Napoleon dynamite, kpax, american beauty...........pretty much anything with kevin spacy. multiplicity, um.........you know Im know going to try and remember all of my favorite movies.
Television
Just a few show.......otherwise, except for news purposes........telelvision is evil................ But here are some good shows ..............family guy (uncancelled 2005......yeah), south park, the simpsons, seinfeld, chapelle show, the history channel, and connan o'brian.
Books
Anything by palahniuk. Anne Rice has some good stuff, but I get burnt out after two books in a row. The stanger, by Camou. There is a writer named Osho that has a book called: "The book of secrets". It has a lot of good spiritual advice. Um, Keroac............I like his stuff, but it's really spacy. There's probably a lot that I am not mentioning............if I think of more........I'll post it, and if you have any books you think that I should read, just tell me.
Heroes
My aunt, Laura Andrianopoulos is by far the most important influence in my life. Her amazing beauty & fashion sense are matched only by her infinate geneousity & kindness. Edward Norton is my personal hero. I also really like bono. Jimmy page is one of my biggest heroes............just for his sheer inovation. I also look up to Bill Clinton.............he's a great diplomat. Other than that, I'd probably have to say like the dalai Lama. I also have more heroes that I'll remember later.
About me: So, people have been giving me a lot of shit about changing this damn profile for the longest time. I guess it needed it. So, I will now implement some changes for the betterment of our society, and by our society, I mean mine. Firstly, the Mars Volta. I would say section 1, but I figure that's all that needs to be said. Secondly, my bass player Ben is VERY inappropriately affectionate and cruel at times. For example, on a regular basis, he will give me hugs that are unnecesarily long and then nuzzle his head against my shoulder. Thirdly, my special lady friend is plagued by spirits. She also has a neuron in her brain that fires off an empathy reaction that allows her the ability to inhabit the mental continuum of any animal. She also loves cows and walri. Also, any opportunity that she has to call me gay or make my life a giant practical joke, she seizes no matter how innappropriate the timing or situation. About me.............um ok, let's see. I play guitar a lot. Anyone who knows me will tell you that. One year I sold myself to the italian army for forty dollars and some armour hot dogs. sometimes I like to poke badgers with spoons. ............... I am utterly obsessed with fight club. There's probably nothing else to say about that unless you've seen the movie or read the book. Im a buddhist, although I do have my own beliefs that are separate from it, and I really do enjoy discussions about religion and philosophy. Anyway..............Anyone who associates with me should know that they will be immediately subject, without exception to thousands of "that's what she said"'s and jokes that involve your mother as well as other products of a brain that has never quite matured to a reasonable level. That being said, I also mock myself and anything that I think deserves a good mocking, even inanimate objects. Not too long ago I mocked a gas pump. "Look at me I'm a gas pump, I destribute gas when you pay the cashier for it. I have a bright and shiny screen"... etc. etc,. Also, everyone who comes into contact with me should know that my brother is a vampire, long story..
Who I'd like to meet: God because I feel that there are some paradoxes in his existence that we need to talk out... by the way this is not an invitation for people to help me to meet God.Cedric and Omar.I would like to meet the guy that first marketed fertilizer. I would also like to meet Shmarl Grove..(his name rhymes with this name... I'll give you a hint, he's an architect and advisor for the Bush administration) and by meet, I mean meet my foot with his ass. Santa Claus, he's got a lot of explaining to do. Vishnu would be cool (P.S., if you ever get a chance, bring some peanuts... he's a sucker for peanuts). Dracula, I have to ask him about cellists that follow him around and make creepy music when he is about to feed... and what's with all the theatrics? Doctor Emmet Brown. Stephen Colbert. The next Dalai Lama. Jesus... by the way, to any Christians reading this, don't wear a crucifix anymore, if you ever meet him it will be awkward, you know, he probably wouldn't want to think about that day.. it was a little rough. Anyone with half a brain cell. OH especially anyone who lives around the mobile area, if you are a muscian, that would also be cool. I really want to meet robin williams and edward norton, but that's a completely impractical situation so........ Also, I would really like to meet the Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Brandon Boyd, ..........let's not forget the great jimmy page. I'd really like to hang out with eddie izzard.
Just wanted to say thanks for being a friend on here...I have been working on my new song and trying to get myself ready to perform it live. This summer has been a blast so far! Hope you are having a fun one too =)
Just wanted to say thanks for being a friend on here...I have been working on my new song and trying to get myself ready to perform it live. This summer has been a blast so far! Hope you are having a fun one too =)
um, yes....sorry to end the conversation so abrubtly...but the sound of your voice was making my ears burn. I'll call you when the scabs subside. sugars!
so i read you new bio info up there. As a friend I feel I should tell you... It totally sounds like your bass player is taking advantage of you. You shouldnt keep rewarding him with such an intimate physical connecting if he isnt going to commit to a stable relationship with you. He's just using you for the ball cupping. Also... your girlfriend sounds like a complete loon. You should be careful. very careful. very very very careful. Ya know, cause you never can tell with those kinda people. That's all I'm saying. Oh... and i fucked your sister. Have a good one.
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