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Dec 5 2007 7:36 PM
won't get drunk with you, though, don't worry) and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you finally got
laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you
quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end. Why?
you may ask; because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember……..A good friend will help you move.
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Mar 28 2007 9:54 PM
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let
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