Random Panties

Bio:

We always liked music that made us want to kick things. We like dirty topics, clean topics, angry topics.

With over 40 years of friendship between the three of us, we are aware, disillusioned but not disheartened, tired, barely having escaped our twenties: it is indeed a glamorous existence for The Panties. Aaron and Jess just divorced each other this year. Fortunately, they make better bandmates than spouses. Aaron is a Designer, which means he pulls on his hair a lot. Jessica takes people to lunch and talks about network efficiency, workflow, return on investments and paradigms. Mike is a painter, his work is always in someone's gallery, and he helps out with the family business among other stuff. When he is not working one of his 14 jobs, he's making babies and laying down the phat bottom for us.

Mainly, this is sort of a beer hobby; a beery, face-melty, good time hobby. We don't sell anything, but we can usually give the audience something to take away. We used to play about once a month, but now we sort of stick to quarterly shows (see previous paragraph). We'll let you know where we're playing (just as soon as we find out). .. ..

Member Since:

April 22, 2006

Members:

Guitar, Vocals & Music, Aaron
Drums, Triangle & Lyrics, Jessica
Bass, Band Librarian & Baby-Making, Mike

Influences:

The Dead Milkmen, The Bananas, The Shins, The Queers, Chick (Someone's Ugly Daughter), The Flaming Lips, Too Short, The Sex Pistols, Barry White, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Pussy Galore, Heavy Trash, Family Dysfuntion, Postal Service, Belle and Sebastian (more Dear Catastrophy than If You're Feeling Sinister), Matlock, The Detours, Al Green, Black Flag, The Persuaders (no, I don't mean Persuasions), the Beatles, Your Mom, The Stones, Bitchin' Hair Ballads, Elvis Costello, Beastie Boys, Alice Cooper...

Sounds Like:

"Chunky like a crack huffing grease monkey," per The Sorrys.
"Our rock has been known to cause extreme dehydration," per Larry.
"The first three rows are likely to conceive," per Brian.

Record Label:

Chrissy Horse Music