Todd Munson

About me:

In no particular order...once spent 18 hours in a chair not because I was really lazy but was just darn comfortable...once came home to a message on my answering machine from the late great wesley willis asking if he could crash on my couch...my first career choice was truck driver, somehow i ended up becoming a comedian...still have a fully functional baby tooth...while working as a lifeguard i ruled the high board as the 'bomb king' for two years...have a history of waking up in strange places...once drank a glass of tobassco sauce for $15 but had to spend nearly all the money on pepto-bismol...was stoned long enough during college to figure out that the smurfs were just a smaller, blue-er, version of the kkk...restored an old motorcycle with next to zero mechanical skills... in a strange twist of fate, i won a game show only to be the lowest winning winner in the entire run of the show...regardless, i have yet to lose a staring contest...was raised catholic and i have add, i hate it because i'm always forgetting why i should feel guilty...my first job was borderline slave labor working in a cornfield...i give directions using restaurants as landmarks...i never know how to spell restaurant correctly...got busted at the grove movie theater for trying to see a movie on a children's ticket...my first concert was metallica on the black album tour...sometimes i ride the bus just for fun...took a fishing class in college, sunk a boat during the final, and still managed to pass...in 4th grade i vomited on stage in the middle of jingle bells durning our school's holiday pageant...recently broke a finger while popping a piece of bubble wrap...also, I still have "Atari Thumb"...my least favorite genre of music is reggae...if my popcorn eating skills were rated on the Dungeons and Dragons scale I'd clock in at -17 dexterity...Regardless of being one of the worst dancers you've ever seen, I am the inventor of the "Wash, Rinse, and Repeat"...in the summer of '87 I was awarded the rank of seventh degree Yellow Belt by the American Taekwondo Association so you betta recognize...the other day I was told I have the eating habits of a raccoon...try figuring that out.