The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Let me touch you with my NOODLY APPENTAGE
Male
103 years old
Any Where I Feel Like, WYOMING
United States
Last Login: 5/15/2006
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| General | I enjoy converting people to pastafarism, Toutching ppl with my noodly appentages, Eating Spagetti, Listening to Rock music, Flying, Playing pranks on ppl cauz im invisible, altering scientists data, controlling everything, and knitting exotic bowls from space fabric | | Music | Jimi Hendrix, The Pastas, Led Zeppellin, Noodle, Dream Theater, Meatballs on a plate, Guns N Roses, That old italian music, ACDC, Chinese soup music, Van Halen, Something bout noodles, Dire Straits | | Movies | I like watching those detailed soap operas, and porn becacause i enjoy seeing the pleasure i bring when i send down some of my sample strippers to the world. | | Television | I usually dont have time to watch TV. but when i do i mostly watch soap operas. and some mtv too, because its interesting seeing what my humans have done with themselves, and how they can create such LOWLIFES like those people | | Books | The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. | | Heroes | I have very few heros. seeing as how i created the universe and all. its very hard to look up to anyone. But there have been a few exeptionally amazing human beings that i have awarded the highest honors in heaven. One of them would be Rachel Joy Scott, Ghandis Assasin (trust me.. if you knew what he had planned, youd realize it was good ghandi died), but id have to say that my ..1. Hero is Boby Henderson |
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | ahhh Wherever | | Body type: | Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Intelligent Design | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
I, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, created the universe. None of you, of course, were around to see it, but you have written accounts of it. you have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of My power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of you, and growing. you tend to be very secretive, as many people claim your beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people dont understand is that I built the world to make you think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, I, Flying Spaghetti Monster, is there changing the results with My Noodly Appendage. You have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why I do this. I am of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years.
As you can see, I get very angry when my followers, the pirates, shrink in numbers. there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear The Truth about everything. I hope I was able to convey the importance following me.
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Who I'd like to meet:
WTF, I created everyone, therefor iv already met all of you! but iguess i wouldn't mind meeting jimmy page again.... he is so cool, i can't wait until he comes up to heaven im gunna give him the most beutiful striper ever!
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