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Sleepwalking Through The Mekong by Dengue Fever from Digi EP
Seeing Hands by Dengue Fever from Venus On Earth
Tiger Phone Card by Dengue Fever from Venus On Earth
Sni Bong by Dengue Fever from Escape From Dragon House
graffiti de fisica by Lance Willard from Lance Willard
Back On The Chain Gang by The Pretenders from The Best Of The Pretenders
Cast Your Fate To The Wind by Vince Guaraldi Trio from Jazz Impressions Of Black Orpheus

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May 19, 2009 5:45 PM New Poem by Me
Jan 24, 2009 4:20 PM News from Zim
Sep 1, 2008 1:02 AM Fight song 2
Sep 1, 2008 12:55 AM fight song 1
Jan 25, 2008 2:32 AM 1st verse of a short poem, by me

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Jordan to the 10th powerNancy Jordan

Oct 4 2009 2:45 PM

So how'ze married life? I don't know if i can ever do it again, but thinking this guy I am with now might just be lucky number 3!
Llana LuxLlana Lush

Oct 2 2009 12:09 AM

So where did they send you? Alabama I suppose?? :)
Rick

Sep 18 2009 7:27 PM

I believe Tyler will be a great midpoint for a rondezvous. Thanx for the comms dude.
r
Rick

Dec 9 2008 5:28 AM

kazowie!
and shazam
shyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
LLWLance Willard

Nov 14 2008 2:42 AM

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.
'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.
'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
''

The teacher fainted
Rick

Sep 24 2008 11:36 AM

She now appears to be a he!
Rick

Sep 14 2008 7:25 PM

Enjoy Mexico and MC!
V.I.
Rick

Sep 10 2008 12:37 AM

Ausgeseichtnet!
Spaeter tater!
Herr Lenin
Rick

Aug 29 2008 5:51 PM

Kak delo u vas moy stariy drug! Vsyo khorosho u menya.
Bud' sdarov'
popozhe.

V.I.
Rick

Aug 22 2008 9:49 AM

Ya'ab shiggathhh ar Cthulhu!
Mohra shiggathhh
Nuaab goth tarnu

We wait
in the darkness beyond
for their return
Rick

Aug 21 2008 2:54 PM

I said:
Hotel
Motel
Holiday Innnnnnnnnnn

If your girl starts acting up
Then just grab her friend!
I'm the Evil TwinBettie Perry

Aug 17 2008 9:20 PM

You have always been quite engaging. Jumbled thoughts of Rite of Passages and other such ideology of growth and betterment of the human tradition, intertwined with flattering congratulatory phrases continue to ramble lacadasically around in my head.
Rick

Aug 3 2008 10:00 PM

Commies are irrelavant.
They too shall be assimilated
Locutus
Rick

Jul 18 2008 5:02 PM

I saw the promos for Gen Kill and have every intention of viewing!!
Rick

Jul 6 2008 5:03 PM

Ur comment re: LLW is rather indeterminant! Altho Plank determined the frequency of comments like this we never know if one is in our in box or not until we open our messages. Like Schroedinger's cat on acid with a full kitty box.
To simplify: oscillation plus velocity equal luminescence! Yes MM your comment was transcendant
Dr S
Rick

Jun 16 2008 3:42 PM

Upon reading one of your interviews, I note your comments on uniforms(i.e. "Why join the Army?).

I would be much happier at the Post Office if we had more "martial" uniforms. Boots, helmets, insignia and weapons......................
"UHHHH, where's my mail???"
"PUKE!!! You WILL stand at attention while addressing your letter carrier! Can you not see yourself reflected in my boots! You will see the inside of your ass reflected in my boots gleamy spit-shine if you do not have your outgoing mail ready at the crack of 0900 from this day forward! What makes you think you deserve any mail?"
Postal patron crawls back home to change his piss-sodden shorts.

LC1(letter carrier 1st class) Wells continues on about his appointed rounds: Neither rain nor shine nor gloom of night nor painty-waisted civilians shall deter this postal soldier........
KimKim Coffey

Jun 7 2008 7:58 AM

The poodle dog! I love the poodle dog! Been there quite a few times! So, my youngest son just graduated tonight! What a mile marker! Relief tonight, but I will get emotional soon when he leaves for the Army at the end of August.

Whatcha been up to?

Most of our work is done on the Great Wolf Lodge in Grand Mound, so commuting to Tacoma. Don't mind the commute, just the price of gas.

I have four more classes before I graduate with my bachelors. I am so burnt out, but still considering getting my masters.
Melissa

Apr 24 2008 10:14 PM

awww, im so happy for you! So you will be calling Vancouver home for a while, huh? good for you!
Melissa

Apr 24 2008 2:02 AM

not much, whats up with you uncle? where u at these days?
Rick

Apr 2 2008 10:29 PM

Mellow Yellow......(quite rightly!)
r
I'm the Evil TwinBettie Perry

Mar 17 2008 5:28 AM

I'm not Irish...but you can kiss me anyways!!
Rick

Mar 14 2008 3:30 PM

Sir!!!!
My only concirn is for the cause and I always have had faith in your gentilemanly and manly aspects.
No offense intended and we do not in my heart need to pursue this on the field of honor!
As to the "Won-Ton" problem, I do not believe that the employment of noodles will aide "those people" in their wicked abridgements.

Yours always
RE Lee
Rick

Mar 14 2008 10:51 AM

Sir!
I request and require that you cease all this wonton hubris! It does not further our cause!
Lee
KimKim Coffey

Mar 8 2008 2:57 AM

Yup! It's a classic that I forgot about! I turned up the volume so my 17 year old son could hear it last night!

By the way, our job at Great Wolf Lodge is almost done. You will have to check it out next time your in the area or check out the Grand Mound location on the website. Since I got hired on to work in Tacoma, I was there today and will be back and forth from now now on.
grandma beckyBecky Starr

Mar 7 2008 6:19 PM

It's so fucking great to be added as one of your friends.
Lucky fucking me!!!

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