I was expelled from my mothers womb on the cold night of March 11th, 1931 in Melbourne, Australia. I studied at Oxford, but my big break came when I was given control of my father's newspaper "the Adelaide News". From this small town paper I have grown my omnipresent media monstronsity, cleverly titled as "The News Corporation" into one of the largest and most influential media groups in the world.
Politicians swoon over me and often times persuade me to cover their campaigns favorably. My empire covers television, filmed entertainment, cable network programming, book publishing, direct broadcast satellite television, magazines and newspapers.
My iron claw covers the United States, Australia, Continental Europe, the United Kingdom, Asia and the Pacific Basin.
I was made an American citizen in 1985, although I don't pay taxes.
I ditched my wife of 30 years for a woman almost 40 years younger than myself.
I purchased Myspace for $580,000,000 in July...but the news didn't really cover that story.
I am worth billions.
Jealous?
