I am naked as fuck! My balls are abnormally awesome! God is that my cock, I'm a beast! I have a fucking trunk in what would be my pants if I wasn't so insanely naked! My ass cleff is humming! Nudity rocks! God, my cock completely fills this 22 ounce soda cup! Mom make me some waffles! I'm so gonna eat naked waffles! I win at life! I'm on your porch.
Music
A Perfect Circle, Black Keys, Cake, Danzig, Decemberists, Dio, Evergrey, Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, John Frusciante, Mason Proper, Modest Mouse, MR. MISTER!, Ryan Adams, Scorpians, Spoon, Talking Heads, Tapes N' Tapes, Tears for Fears, Tool, Ugly Cassanova, The Verve, White Stripes, Wilco, Zutons
About me: I am a male of undeterminate age from a rocky planet similar to your Earth. I like punching girls square in the chest, farting into cold cuts, and peeing through screen doors. My ideal date would be you putting your Earth lips on my space boner, buying me stuff, then falling on a rake.
Hilarious Cheetos commercial
My new rockin' video
Lets save the earth ass clowns!
BY PLANTING TREES!
JEREMY. i miss you. i need some funny videos on my page. what ever happened to kevins house #2??? i was super excited to see kevin drink 2 glasses of milk, and you totally blew me off. call me or something huh?!!
Glad to hear everything is working out. Wish the weather was nice enough here for me to wear shorts. I miss hot weather..
But yeah, I have like another month to go before the baby arrives [hopefully]. We're actually finally setting up the crib tomorrow. I'm really excited! I just can't wait to have the baby so I can lose this weight. Being pregnant is how I know I could never be fat. It's so damn uncomfortable! lol! I'm pretty much all baby though, so I'll be able to lose it pretty quick.
But keep me updated on the new videos! It's good to hear that your doing great!
Hey buddy!! It's been a long time... how ya been? Still enjoyn the California lifestyle? Btw, still, by far, the Cheetos video tops all.. lol! I can't tell you how many times I've watched that!
But anyway, just wanted to see how you were doin..
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Instead of studying or not neglecting my dog, I just spent my time posting your video on the pages of everyone we know, and a few who have no idea who you are. Well done, my friend. Obama '08
Tague!!! my man! I miss u sooo much! Are u ever coming back to the burgh? Well if u do we have to go out and get it in if u know what i mean brother! lol <333 ya ur TerBear
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LOL. i thought decaf wasnt available??? idiots. :P. and when did you do that, when you were still here or did ur bro come there?? wtff. i will still continue to put fruit on ur page.
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