Chris Wainhouse
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Films
I've never been in a film although I've been a fluffer in the industry for quite a few years.Albums
I have thousands of albums. Granted, some of them only have one or two photos in them but still . . . I've got a lot of albums.Bio
This is quite difficult for me. On one hand I want to mention all the things Ive done so you know that Ive done things, but on the other hand I dont want to mention all the things Ive done in case I look like a bit of a dickhead thats brags about doing things and mentions everything. I can see the benefits of both sides and Im now at a bit of a crossroads. Lets say I have done things. Lets say that Ive done some very impressive things. Things so impressive that if you knew I had done these things you would leave a comment in my comment spot along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive! Sure, if I did mention the very impressive things Ive done throughout my career it would make me stand out from the other comedians (especially those who havent done the impressive things I have). But that can be also said if I dont mention the impressive things Ive done. I would stand out from the other comics who desperately try to make themselves sound more impressive by mentioning every little thing they have done. So now lets say I havent done things. Let say I havent done things so impressive that if you knew I hadnt done those things you would leave a comment in my comment box saying something along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive. So in conclusion yeah, Ive done things and yet I havent. Whatever impresses you.Members
I only have one, it's rather large and I'm quite proud of it!Influences
inside the green room (live)
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Latest Blog Entries
- Dec 3, 2006 9:24 AM A sick wiggle
- Jun 15, 2006 1:26 PM To the guy who parked in front of my driveway.
- Jun 7, 2006 6:36 AM My first true love
- Jun 1, 2006 2:21 AM Is it time to go to church?
- Jun 1, 2006 2:18 AM The fucked in the head club
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About me:
.. I’m a narcissistic wanker like the other 170 million people on MySpace.Who I'd like to meet:
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- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Somewhere over the rainbow
- Body type: 0' 1" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: Black / African descent
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: turd pollisher
Interests
General
Spontaneous combustion, people with three nipples, one liners and cat food.Music
Heroes
The guy above!
Schools
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Christian Outreach College
- MANSFIELD, Australia
- Graduated: 1996
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1995 to 2006 -
Kingston College
- KINGSTON, Australia
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1980 to 1985 -
Brisbane Girls Grammar School
- Brisbane, Australia
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: In Progress
- Clubs: Looking at each other in the nude
1950 to Present