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The CLAP
Christian Rap / Black Metal / Emo

"schizophrenic battle rap / folkcore"

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee
United States

Profile Views:  1741




Last Login:  4/16/2007
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  http://www.myspace.com/7h3c1ap  

   The CLAP: General Info
Member Since9/15/2005
Band Members
InfluencesOfficer Jack and the Pink Falafel Hat, Curtainz, Jesus Fucking Christ and the Low Fat Triskets, Fist_it, astronaut bread, the jay allen experience, and F.A.K.E.
Sounds Like"an ass after you mug it yo"
Type of LabelNone




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   About The CLAP
jay allen has a little wiener and when his psoriasis breaks out it looks like a peppermint gigglestick. shit stains on my winky like whoa. were are the schizophrenic rap batlle trio (or octet) responsible for the aids virus syphillis and other nasty STDs also check out our split personas/personalities myspace.com/thepinkfalafelhat myspace.com/curtainz we are the new Crack N' Roll Visit Funender.com Music Hosting



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The CLAP has 298 friends.
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hey you, whats up? cindy ended up getting that FREE Gucci Bag!!! yesterday. i can't believe they actually sent it. lol all she had to do was enter her email and take that 30 second survey. i just filled it out. go get yourself a FREE Gucci Bag too. either keep it or sell it haha. free money. anyways just wanted to hook you up, just click HERE. heres a picture of the one that she got for free.
"L" ठीक है प्राच्य





Nov 15 2007 8:07 PM

Hey

Do you think you could do me a favor? My friend Brian has entered a competition on MySpace for his short film. Its about a kid whose parents are in the porn industry. Its hilarious. It would mean a ton to mean if you checked out the movie and gave it a thumbs up booyah in the box below the video.

Heres the link: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21657314
Dom





Jun 1 2007 11:53 PM

View Who Views You
Start Tracking
Hired Geeks - NEW SONG UP!





May 24 2007 6:48 PM

Hey what's up, thanks for posting this flyer and supporting us! We made it small so its not obnoxious.
And if you haven't already, shoot us a comment on our profile and let us know what you think about our new song.
Peace!
Hired Geeks

batatas





Apr 27 2007 5:41 PM

This is for everyone, i just now got a $500 gift card to Macy's


CLICK ON IMAGE TO GET YOURS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!



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Screaming Mechanical Brain (New EP at HOT TOPIC)





Apr 7 2007 11:56 PM

Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. MGFEE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from MGFEE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to MGFEE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
K64714626
(ka • rib´• dis)





Mar 27 2007 9:08 AM

Fight The Fear





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Jun 5 2006 6:54 AM

we should do a concert together one day so we can save money on bill posters and marquees
Doodoos





May 18 2006 8:13 PM

Thanks, we've gotta hand it to ya. Around of applause! Less geddit on.
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Dec 7 2005 7:46 PM

Hah. You're so jaded about this fact too. I couldn't finish the whole clip. I was literally sitting in my dorm room screaming. Ew.
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Dec 5 2005 9:53 PM

ROFL. You should ask Adam about the clip I sent to him via Aim yesterday. It'll change your life!
Adam





Dec 5 2005 7:46 PM


Sup, BITCH!?1




Happy Fuckday!!1
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Dec 5 2005 12:05 AM

ROFL!!@@@@

OMG, you audacious silly goose you. I can't believe you posted that. Ah hah hah.
Adam





Dec 1 2005 2:38 PM





Oh my god...

Dude, seriously...

What the fuck!?
Astronaut Bread





Nov 16 2005 12:01 AM

It's on the miniplayer now, fag.
Astronaut Bread





Nov 14 2005 2:38 AM

Check out the new look of my page. I know I couldn't be any more proud.
Huzzah for GaySpace editors!!11!1!1!!11oneone
Katie Kasket ©





Nov 14 2005 2:04 AM

Thanks for the add. Please add my other profile for my hand-painted tattoo purses and handbags. Thanks again ;)

KASKET KUSTOMS!
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HAPPENIN' HARRY & THE HAPTONES ALL STAR BAND





Nov 12 2005 6:33 AM


Adam





Nov 12 2005 3:03 AM

and...
Get Astronaut Bread some new friends!!!
BEOTCH!!!
Okay, I have to go play City of Villains now.
(dinosaur voice) BYE BYE
Adam





Nov 12 2005 3:02 AM

My phone is broken like WHOA.
It'll be fixed tomorrow, though.
Until then...
YOU ARE GAY!!!111!!!1!!!1!!!1!!11oneone
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 11 2005 6:14 AM

Dude, I know. Doesn't hide the fact that she has an unshapely arse. v_v
Reynard





Nov 11 2005 5:57 AM

hey hows it goin? just wanted to drop by and say wussup



message me wheneverz. laterz =)
DJ Mythadrall





Nov 10 2005 11:21 PM

ThanX for the support!
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 10 2005 6:01 PM

Ah hah hah. Alrighty there champ.


Amalgamous, eh? That's a five dollar word sir.

PS: You should trade this kid for the chick attempting to flash people or whatnot in that video. She has no arse, mayne. -.-

Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 10 2005 5:41 PM

Ah hah hah. You guys make me laugh. Laughter makes me happy. In turn, you guys make me happy.

Know what else makes me happy?



This bad boy:




Dance, ninja, dance. v_v
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 10 2005 6:39 AM

Dude. I know yer maw. v_v

She let me go home instead of working today because I was teh sickz0rz.
xjennax [cos² theta]





Nov 9 2005 10:54 PM

WICKED!

your band reminds me of my band, violet ex. check us out at http://www.myspace.com/violetex
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 9 2005 7:12 PM

Pft. Incoherently is how I roll, son. v_v
Cher:// [quirkmaster flex]





Nov 9 2005 5:06 AM

Erm. Hi.

I'm not quite sure if I know you, but I assume you are friends with Adam.

Neat music.

LiKe CoMmEnT Me BaCk SoMeTiMe, LoLz.

No really. Baby Jesus don't <3 you.

j/k

Ok. Enough rambling. Kbye now. =]
Adam





Nov 9 2005 3:30 AM

Guess what? Mark's coming over this weekend. HAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's gonna spit hot fire for PFH.
Beotch.
Adam





Nov 8 2005 1:07 PM

Yeah, and when you're fucking me in the ass, the sole thought coursing through my mind always seems to be, "My car smells like ponies when they pee-pee."
Like whoa.
M is for ♥ MANDIEE;





Nov 7 2005 4:34 PM


hey hows it going?..im pretty good im a tad bored tho..well
ttfn xoxo

Adam





Nov 7 2005 3:52 PM

Jaaaaaaaaaaaay is gay like whoa
all the world's a stage.





Nov 5 2005 3:22 AM

that's just weird, guys. thanks for the add. carry on.
Adam





Nov 4 2005 10:08 PM

Yes ma'am.
Kaytea's Dirty Toast





Nov 4 2005 9:01 PM


Hey thanks for the add?:)
Lovez; Kaytea♠
What be up?
M is for ♥ MANDIEE;





Nov 4 2005 8:40 PM

hey!
thanks for the add :) whats up??

ttfn xox
Adam





Nov 4 2005 5:25 PM

(IN REGARDS TO NUMA NUMA)
I know.
I found a subtitled version on Newgrounds.
Thanx anyway.
Fag.
Adam





Oct 27 2005 10:28 PM

I have a little more than one hundred more profile views than you, but three less friends.
You know what that means?
Logically,
Hot Carl's up in your hood!
Like a clit hood!
Hood!
Hood!
Like a clit hood!!!111!!!!11!!!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!oneone
MC wreckshin





Oct 25 2005 9:41 PM

hey i'm your 69th friend. that's pretty hott... with two t's bitch.

w333rd upp,
MC wreckshin
MorissonPoe





Oct 25 2005 5:45 PM

Hey Clap...nice to meet you...although we hope never in person ;-) Thanks for the Add!! Hey When you get a chance, Check out our NEW video for Pearl Necklace!! It's available to post on profiles finally!!! =) The CODE is on our page! Hope to meet you on the road!! Check out the new videos from tour, in the ''MOPOCAM'' Section of our profile!!

xoxoxo,
MorissonPoe



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Oct 25 2005 2:25 PM

OMG, dude...
You have to see this to believe it.
I have on my computer the most RETARDED platforming game EVER.
Mel Gibson's Safari 3.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Astronaut Bread





Oct 23 2005 8:21 PM

Fucking ass, I'm still retarded.
I forgot that I was signed on as Astronaut Bread instead of Adam.
Whatever, Michelle. Go to PFH's profile.
And Astronaut Bread's profile.
It's better than crack.
I promise.
Astronaut Bread





Oct 23 2005 8:19 PM