Chris
"analog thoughts in a digital future."

Male
35 years old
Launceston, Tasmania
Australia



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/7ofspades  

    Chris's Interests
Generalacting, akira yamaoka, cats, cooking with meat, cowboy bebop, cyber-techno-gothic-fetishism, directing, doctor who, erotica, fighting fantasy gamebooks, final fantasy, fire twirling, industrial, invader zim, japanese horror, lara croft, leather jackets, michael marshall smith, playstation 2, silent hill, stelarc, the x-files, tomb raider, veronika zemanova, writing, HTML, iPod, DVD, film, macintosh
Music16 Volt, The Adult Bookstore, Akira Yamaoka, The Birthday Massacre, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Bloodwire, The Bedroom Philosopher, The Breeders, The Chemical Brothers, Cradle of Filth, Collide, Death in Vegas, Delerium, Dio, Dire Straits, Evanescence, Fear Factory, Fugazi, Garbage, Goldfrapp, Iron Maiden, Jill Tracy, KMFDM, M83, Ministry, Monster Movie, Muse, Nightwish, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Portishead, Queen, Rammstein, The Renegades of Folk, Samantha Fox, Sigur Ros, The Sounds, Spiderbait, Static-X, Tenacious D, Theatre of Tragedy, Therion, This Future... Chaos, Transvision Vamp, Urge Overkill, Yunyu, Veruca Salt, White/Rob Zombie, Zero 7

MoviesAliens, Amelie, Audition, American Psycho, Battle Royale, Being John Malkovitch, Big Trouble in Little China, The Boondock Saints, Catch 22, Cube, The Dark Crystal, Dark Water, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Ichi the Killer, Immortel, Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion, The Neverending Story, The Others, Reservoir Dogs, The Ring Cycle Trilogy, Run Lola Run, Saw, Secretary, Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Starship Troopers, The Thing, Trainspotting, Vanilla Sky, The Wall, Wild Things, Withnail & I

TelevisionBabylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Blake's 7, Brasseye, Coupling, Doctor Who, Extras, Farscape, Invader Zim, The Goodies, Iron Chef, Look Around You, Life on Mars, Millenium, The Office (UK), Red Dwarf, Respectable, Spaced, The X-Files, The Young Ones.
BooksOnly Forward, Spares, and What You Make It by Michael Marshall Smith.
The Neverending Story by Michael Ende.
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller.
HeroesH.R. Giger, Pyramid Head, and the genius behind Kingston biscuits.
Groups: Auditions AustraliaSilent HillUFOFilm.org-Entertainment Industry United (Actors, Directors, Writers, Musicians, Artists, Producers, Investors, Agents, etc...)Rogue Artists GuildRandomising Perth

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     Chris's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Launceston, Tasmania
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Writer/Actor/Web Developer/New Media Producer

   Chris's Schools
University of Tasmania
Hobart, TAS
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Contemporary Arts (theatre)
 

2002 to 2003
Launceston College
LAUNCESTON, TAS
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Art, Graphic Design, Legal Studies, English, English Literature
Minor: Religious Studies, Commerce, Ancient History, Photography
 

1992 to 1993
Devonport High School
DEVONPORT, TAS
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1986 to 1989

   Chris's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting

Theatre - Drama - Teaching


   Chris's Companies
tastalent
Launceston, Tas AU
Owner

2006-present
Eruptor Entertainment, LLC
Los Angeles, CA US
Director of Community

1999-2001
Imago
Perth, WA AU
Senior Trainer

1998-1999
Alphawest
Perth, WA AU
Senior Web Designer

1997-1998
Joffre Street Productions
Launceston, Tasmania AU
Co-Founder

2006-present



Chris RIP Michael Turner.

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ALL I’LL SAY ON THE FUCKING PULP MILL  (view more)

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(COOL) SHITE TV EPISODE FIVE - BEOWULF  (view more)

TO MICHAEL FERGUSON MP, FEDERAL MEMBER FOR BASS  (view more)

FROM THE SAGE 07  (view more)

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   Chris's Blurbs
About me:




Be civil to all, sociable to many, familiar with few, friend to one, enemy to none. -Benjamin Franklin, statesman, author, and inventor (1706-1790)

tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.

I PLAY OFFICER PERRY IN UNCLE DARYL'S CHOP SHOP - SO ADD ME BIZATCH!

View my LinkedIn profile

Who I'd like to meet:
Cool Shite fans - feel free to add me.
Anyone with something genuine to say.
Great bands similar to the ones featured on my front page.
Any filmmakers who want to pimp their work via Cool Shite.
Beautiful people who like playing chess regardless of the social stigma.

PLEASE KEEP COMMENTS TO TEXT ONLY. I WILL DELETE ANY COMMENTS IF THEY BREAK THE LAYOUT OF MY PAGE. IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. I'm kind of anal like that.




   Chris's Friend Space (Randomized)
Chris has 332 friends.
 The LadyBoys 


 Mick 


 McBrain Damage 


 DANGER 


 The coolest kid in the playground 


 Ken Deep 


 Cheryl Bachman 


 dorisdaze 


 The one and only Raven Gregory 


 Follow by the Wayside 


 John Butler Trio 


 endorphin 


 Orlando 


 KMFDM 


 Maladicta 


 dave 





Chris's Friends Comments
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Nathan Wheldon & The Two Timers





May 4 2008 5:58 PM

Hey Chris!

Hows things mate?

Just wanted to drop you a quick line to tell you we're having our CD launch next Tuesday nite at the Earl.. It'd be great to see you there!

Stay cool,

NW
BK - Prince Of Geeks





Apr 1 2008 12:59 AM

Can't get enough of me, hey?
:-p
Thanks for the add. Catcha round.
-BK
CHAPPY TRASH (BULGEFROCK)





Apr 9 2008 5:48 PM

YOUTH BOOTH .......youth week art show

come tonight for art and entertainment by local youth celebritys @ arts alive 178 charles st. launceston tonight at 6pm.


with world famous sawed swallower/contortionist SAMORA SQUID.
Christina Z





Apr 18 2008 3:10 PM

Chris Rattray c. 1999 Wild dogs! Wild dogs got me!
whitney





Apr 8 2008 7:52 PM

hey Chris
is Ashlee little sis Whitney here just wishing you a happy birthday for tomorrow ciao Whitney
Anthony J Langford - Writer





Apr 4 2008 3:54 AM

have a great Birthday

cheers

=]
CHAPPY TRASH (BULGEFROCK)





Mar 31 2008 11:27 PM

hello my darlink skanks and deviants.


just a reminder to tell you all about the upcomming event that you must attend coz im in it!
...it goes something like this........


Hobart Fringe Festival Presents:

Circus Horrificus and Friends!

Featuring: Vamp (Heavy Metal Belly-Dancing!)
The Muddy Turds (Dirty Rock & Roll!)
Circus Horrificus with special guest
BULGEFROCK(me)(Freak Show!)
MC: Black Rose

A night of Music, Mayhem and Morality (Well, a lack of it!)

The Alley Cat , 381 Elizabeth St North Hobart
Saturday 5th of April, 8:00pm
$8 Entry
Kelly





Mar 24 2008 6:24 PM

Hope all is well down under!
CHAPPY TRASH (BULGEFROCK)





Mar 13 2008 9:02 PM

hey chris! hope things are great, if you ever need my trashy skills. just note me. peace'n'trash chapz
Scott





Feb 27 2008 1:06 AM

Hey! Congratulations on One Day! And on bringing sexy back to newspaper journalism!
Soroh





Feb 26 2008 9:55 AM

I couldn't wish more joy for a better person - congratulations!

I'm sure she's pure perfection.

I am happy. Hope to talk soon.

Soroh
Soroh





Feb 25 2008 12:26 PM

Hi Chris!

It's your very long lost friend from the states. I think about you often....hope all is well.

Soroh
Catsie





Feb 11 2008 3:21 PM

yay!
hi & thx

lovelove x
Jayson





Jan 19 2008 3:19 PM

And the scripts just keep on coming!!!!
Jayson





Jan 14 2008 10:15 PM

Myspace Takedown!!!!!!!
Love J
Clara





Jan 3 2008 5:13 AM

yo ratters! wassup man! woot! woot woot. lmao wtf rofl woot
Anthony J Langford - Writer





Dec 15 2007 11:37 PM

thanks for being a friend..
(esp being a blog Reader..thanks)

hope you have a gr8 xmas
=]
katherine





Nov 20 2007 3:51 PM

so, what time did you get the car started? lol
Woof Woof





Sep 16 2007 6:34 AM

To my dearest Whom it may concern…

Some how we, Woof Woof; have found ourselves in the FINAL of the National Campus Band Competition, and we figure we might as well give it a red hot freakin go!!!!

So our basic plan is to rely, not on our overwhelming skill and astonishing good looks, but to pack the unibar with YOU all our bestest friends!!!! Pretty good plan I think.

So if you find yourself in the vicinity of the Launceston Uni Bar on

Wednesday the 3rd of October at approximately 7pm

Find all your friends get on ya bikes and get down there!!!!!

Love and lifes little moments,
Woof woof


Thank you for your time. You will not; find attached humorous picture, as you don't allow html... you make my job so hard... I love you so much I bleed...
Kate





Sep 2 2007 5:46 AM

Hi Chris how are you? What are you doing with yourself these days? Hows things in Tas>? hope your well. Take CARE X
Jake "Loves Pam"





Aug 25 2007 1:06 AM

to everyone who likes comics. could superman beat the green lantern...i dont think so but u decide
Clara





Aug 24 2007 4:09 AM

your so cool it's you're profile that makes me say how your the best and you're smile and the way your so anal about things like your and you're and usage and stuff, from you're woman
Jake "Loves Pam"





Aug 15 2007 11:05 PM

hey man thanks for acepting, watched cool shite and thought it was funny...a few moments not very funny (mainly quinnys jokes lol) but still good
Matt D





Aug 5 2007 9:32 PM

hey chris, tried to sign up to the cool shite forums. but it said my email doesnt exist, do you rekon you could me out there
Lucy





Jul 27 2007 5:16 AM

Hey Chris,
How are you going? I haven't been to trivia lately- I am learning to dance :) It's really tricky... well might see you for round two on Wednesday, until then, keep the nerds in order!
Cheers,
Lucy
Nic





Jul 25 2007 9:43 PM

"Megatron on ICE...MEGATRON ON IICCCCEEEE"

:-D Lmao, good stuff, good stuff.

haha
Kelly





Jul 24 2007 11:51 PM

Long time no talk!!! On my way to SD tomorrow!!
Matt D





Jul 11 2007 8:59 PM

hey chris, the cool shite pilot was awesome, cant wait to get started on it
Starfire Phoenix





Jul 3 2007 3:29 AM

Heya, just stopping by to say hello ;)
katherine





Jun 30 2007 6:08 AM

i want to see cosy couple photos
Matt D





Jun 29 2007 1:59 AM

hey chris, just finished a special edition dvd of doubloons to dvds with special features and everything, do you want a copy?
Nici





Jun 25 2007 5:35 AM

Hi Christa! Congrads. on your engagement, what is happening in TAZ everyone is getting married! Maybe it is just the sweet vibes generated from mother nature herself,who with which we all know used to communiate with me regularly in Forster St-have u come across her recently?-beautiful lady! Anyhow, I will be seeing u in a few months! Take Care now, enjoy your Prospecting ahahah
Ashlee





Jun 22 2007 2:56 AM

Hi mr mr, is the quiz you host still smartarse trivia? Or do you do a different one these days? Am very crious to know.
katherine





Jun 21 2007 10:14 PM

when did you do that? you sly dog..