80's Luke
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What does Jesus say when he bangs his toe?
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29 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 12/8/2008
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| General | Everything is an interest to me, but I have a fondness for food, movies, my lovely fiancee, Louise, tv, adult entertainment(I give up drinking, I don't smoke(only when on fire) or do drugs, so adult entertainment is my vice). | | Music | 80's, 80's & more 80's, I'm like a one man school disco. I like to occasionally, listen to Lou Bega, which causes me to Mambo #5, that guy must be dipping his d*ck in steroids, with all the ladies he claimed to have slept with! | | Movies | I love movies!
Non Adult (in content) Classics:
Lost Boys, Back to the Future 1 to 3, Clockwork Orange, Howard The Duck, The Karate Kid Trilogy, Star Wars, Rocky 1 to Balboa, Constantine, Hellboy, Any superhero movie, Ghostbusters 1 - 2, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 - 2, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Saw Trilogy, Human Traffic, Trainspotting, The Full Monty, Hot Fuzz, Borat & many, many more!!
Adult Movie Classic's(Sponsored by the contents of my Hard Drive):
Shaving Ryan's Private's, Forrest Dump, Slack in the Future, Schindler's Wrist, Schindler's Wrist 2: The Lost Leg, Pump Friction, Lord of the Anal Rings: The Two Titties, Ring Pirates of the Carribean(starring Johnny Deep & Orlando Boom Boom), Jur'ASS'ic Pork, I still know who you did last bummer, Carry on Cumming, Cool Bummings, Ladyfella's, Dick in Tracy, Men in Black Girls, Wayne's Girth, The Passion of Christ(ine), Goldminger, Backcraft, Cumdhi, Who F*cked Roger Rabbit, Jizzmanji...Feel free to post your adult movie idea's. | | Television | Lost, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Prison Break, Tommy Cooper, The World Stands Up, Shameless, TNA, WWE & ECW Wrestling & much, much more. | | Books | Auto Biog's, Graphic Novels, Horror Fiction. | | Heroes | Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Wonderwoman, Bionic Man, Ghost Rider, Sport Billy, Ulyssis, Jayce and the Wheeled Warrior, Supergran, Grotbags, Emu, Metal Mickey, B.A. Baracus, Face Man, 'Howling' Mad Murdoch & the dude with the cigar, Jem, She Ra, He-Man, Lion O, Clyde the Monkey, Roland Rat, Ed The Duck, Gordon The Gopher...! |
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80's Luke's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Manchester | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school |
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80's Luke's Schools
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The University of Salford
Salford, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
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1998 to 2000 |
Salford College
Manchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Performing Arts
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1996 to 1998 |
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About me:
Holla, Holla, at what you swalla!!!
It's your 80's mentalist here, 80's Luke(or as my folks call me, Luke). I'm a all round(no fat jokes, that's my job!) entertainer. Stand up comedy to private dancing, via the medium of bad magic tricks. What can I say, that hasn't been said about....err...I'm sexier than Brad Pitt.....I'm hung like a midget(for all you ultra pc sensitive folks out there, vertically challenged.) With my best amigo & jolly good hombre, Martin "The Man Beast Handling, strap on taking, home baking, wav reading, mutha f*cking sound guy" Smith(or to his folks, Herbert Dyson), we are creating, the equivelant in media terms of Tab Clear,(see though cola, with the same coke taste). BIG HEAD MEDIA, for more info visit our website, www.bigheadmedia.buildingmy.com
Even though I was born premature, I am now an heavyweight, love monkey. I love everything about the 80's,(not pensioners, still court hearing pending). Can anyone tell me what happened to 'Tab Clear'?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who has a pulse & a will to live. Also, somebody who likes fish and chips, beans on toast, sunday dinners, potato ash, toad in the hole, curries, chinese, spagetti and meatballs, bargin bucket, boneless box, Campbell's Meaty Meatballs, Findus Crispy Pancakes, Battered Sausage & Chips(in beef dripping - heart attack on a plate), pudding, chips & gravy, pies, pasties, choc dips, double dip, sherbit dipdabs, poppets, eggs, bacon, coronation chicken, cunnilingus, pineapple fritter, chocolate raisins, Ferraro Rochet(why monsoir, ferraro rochet, it takes more than that to get in my knickers) I like really real food, not spinal fluid in 60 seconds!
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