Chris Taylor

About me:

*I won't preach to you in what I believe/stand for, so please don't tell me I should think another way because of your first impressions of me.
*I hate nicknames!
*I'm a 5th grade history, geography, social studies teacher.
*It usually takes me 2 days to respond to your messages.
*I guess Im bi.
*I'm a die hard Republican but 1: I DON'T OWN A GUN and I think ALL GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED. 2: I WOULD RATHER HAVE A WAR IN IRAQ THEN IN THE USA. 3: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED TO LEAVE THEN COME BACK LEGALLY. 4: IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND ARE IN LOVE - I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MAN+WOMAN, MAN+MAN OR CHICK+CHICK.
*I did not vote for Barack Hussein Obama.
*I've never posted a bulletin on Myspace.
*When I pump gas my total must end in either 5¢ or 0¢.
*My volume on my tv must either be an even number or 5.
*No I won't jo on cam for you.
*I don't want 203475243575 friends!
*I drool when I sleep.
*I can't spit. I never learned. When I try it lands on my chin.
*I played baseball and wreslting in H.S.
*I'm a huge germaphob.
*I don't think celebs should push their political views.
*Old guys steal my pics.
*America is the greatest country ever.
*Illegal immigrants are evil.
*Puerto Ricans should learn to speak English.
*I like Batman over Superman.
*I usually wear a hat.
*I usually have to pee after sex.
*Febreze is the best smell.
*I own a Fleshlight.
*Snakes freak me out. I hate them.
*I've never voted for a Democrat in my entire life.
*I have given a pity vote to a Green and Libritarian canidate who I knew had no chance of winning.
*Brent Corrigan is my fav porn star. He has the hottest ass ever and the cutest little pair of man nipples.
*I sleep on my stomach.
*If i could do porn and get away with it - I would - but I can't and then my life would suck so I don't.
*I'm overly shy.
*If you want to text me thats cool. If you want to call me thats ok, just be prepared for me to be shy and don't say anything really.
*I was born in Michigan - so I talk normal.
*I finished my college career in Houston, TX and then moved to North Carolina two weeks later. And no I don't have a hick accent.
*Michelle Obama could beat me up.
*I jo 3x a day. Minimum!
*I've hated someone since 2nd grade only because he owned a pair of red pants.
*I've broken my nose 2x cause I thought I could fly as a kid and jumped off my bunk bed.
*I wear size 10 1/2" shoes - yep.
*I attended the 2004 Republican Convention!
*I've been to 5 Las Vegas marriages.
*I think asians are hot.
*ItsZxCH is perfect.